http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=37339934
The Robert Pattison Twilight “Manllow” (half man / half pillow, natch) is very much real (although mercifully sold out).
WHY?! WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE?
GOOD HEAVENS WHY?!
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Wow.
It’s good for women who hate their vaginas.
god fucking damnit
what the fuck!.fucking gay sparkle vampires
Hey look, they got the wide-eyed brick shaped head right.
Looks like something a 12 year old would buy and a 13 year old would care enough about to hate.
He doesn’t look very happy to be there.
new invention:
the homosexual pillow
straight guys will have a reason to avoid sleep
Apart from the obvious yuck: Uncanny Valley much??? That looks worse than a blow up doll.
WHERE THE FUCK IS THE GLITTER.
REFUND.
THIS IS WHY THE TERRORISTS HATE US!!!
also, E.T. neck WTF