ZUCCHINI – You can all be replaced by one.

publish in Images on February 17th, 2010 by Demon | Report Post
Tags:Food, Humor

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natedog

13 years ago

can a zucchini 1star your submission?

didn’t think so

Tyger42

13 years ago

I’d like to see a zucchini perform decent cunnilingus…

Death_to_Dude

13 years ago

I thought that zucchini has little tiny burs on them, like thorns?
Could I be wrong though, or am I thinking of a different vegetable?

storminator

13 years ago

did the zucchini replace the cucumber above it?

WistfulD

Reply to storminator

13 years ago

That’s what I was thinking. I think the cucumber more represents the ‘women-want-to-use-phalically-shaped-vegetables-as-dildos-in-spite-of-the-fact-that-dildos-are-inexpensive-and-routinely-available-and-don’t-rot’ meme perpetuated by insecure/virginal male internet users.

Was that too harsh? I was trying to be whimsically comical, not harsh. don’t know if I pulled that off.

outlanderssc

Reply to WistfulD

13 years ago

The idea behind “Cucumber as dildo” is that respectable women won’t own a dildo, but it’s fine to have cukes in teh frige.

casemods UID# 667

13 years ago

I disagree.

Some women like to actually have contact with human beings and just lay back and be lazy.

Dildos usually take work.

Alec Dalek

Reply to casemods UID# 667

13 years ago

Plus, dildos and zucchini don’t come with wallets.

Kik Dogg

Reply to Alec Dalek

13 years ago

You are dating the wrong dildo.

casemods UID# 667

Reply to Kik Dogg

13 years ago

What exactly are you implying?

Sounds a bit like:

“Loose whore who can’t do her kegels needs dildo bigger than her boyfriend/husband”

Dragunov

13 years ago

I agree. I can make a good salad with a zucchini. Can I make a good salad out of a bitch? I don’t think so. Bitches don’t know how to make good salad.