ZUCCHINI – You can all be replaced by one.

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    can a zucchini 1star your submission?

    didn’t think so


    I’d like to see a zucchini perform decent cunnilingus…


    I thought that zucchini has little tiny burs on them, like thorns?
    Could I be wrong though, or am I thinking of a different vegetable?


    did the zucchini replace the cucumber above it?


    That’s what I was thinking. I think the cucumber more represents the ‘women-want-to-use-phalically-shaped-vegetables-as-dildos-in-spite-of-the-fact-that-dildos-are-inexpensive-and-routinely-available-and-don’t-rot’ meme perpetuated by insecure/virginal male internet users.

    Was that too harsh? I was trying to be whimsically comical, not harsh. don’t know if I pulled that off.


    The idea behind “Cucumber as dildo” is that respectable women won’t own a dildo, but it’s fine to have cukes in teh frige.

    casemods UID# 667

    I disagree.

    Some women like to actually have contact with human beings and just lay back and be lazy.

    Dildos usually take work.

    Alec Dalek

    Plus, dildos and zucchini don’t come with wallets.

    Kik Dogg

    You are dating the wrong dildo.

    casemods UID# 667

    What exactly are you implying?

    Sounds a bit like:

    “Loose whore who can’t do her kegels needs dildo bigger than her boyfriend/husband”


    I agree. I can make a good salad with a zucchini. Can I make a good salad out of a bitch? I don’t think so. Bitches don’t know how to make good salad.


    Both are zucchinis, cucumbers have tiny little stem points.

    Zucchinis don’t have little burrs, but they are furry, its a very short and abrasive fur-like coating.

    They also taste nasty, at least they do when my mom cooks them.


    …the same one?

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