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    natedog

    she’s still in basic training

    #makecasemdsgreatagain

    I’ll give her my basic training.

    lhamilt2

    looks like jessica simpson

    El_Borak

    looks like jessica simpson

    It ought to.

    Awesome1

    Is Jessica Simpson

    natedog

    that’s bullshit. did she actually qualify for that marksmanship badge and those bars?

    if so, i wonder what the bars are for? they could be any of the following: Rifle, Pistol, Anti Aircraft Artillery, Auto Rifle, Machinegun, Field Artillery, Tank Weapons, Flamethrower, Submachine Gun, Rocket Launcher, Grenade, Carbine, Recoilless Rifle, Mortar, Bayonet, Small Bore Rifle, Small Bore Pistol, Missile, or Aero-weapons

    WistfulD

    You are trying entirely too hard to sound knowledgeable.

    Orin

    watch the movie and you will know

    macio

    She qualified by being High Power Master of those two sweater missles!
    Recently verified by John Mayer’s rave reviews.

    natedog

    srry guys. shoulda figured it out it was a movie from the nametag. I had visions of some shitty reality show, and as one of many who’ve earned this badge, I was overly butthurt and unleashed a sad little wiki-jizz all over myself.

    carry on

    Dragunov

    I can use wikipedia too.

    Chrysis

    Oh jesus fucking christ people… Scared me for a second… I was afraid she was going play Jill Valentine in a RE movie…. Then again I would pay to see Jessica Simpson ate by a zombie.

    TrAyVon'S GhOSt, nuCca

    I wonder…if she had been born ugly would she be smarter?

    I mean would she have compensated for her ugliness by studying harder and engaging her mind more?
    Or would at the very least the perception of her differ?

    natedog

    your answer lies in her sister Ashley, who is ugly AND stupider

    Denmarkian

    I thought her name was spelled “Ashlee”

    RSIxidor

    It only adds to the stupidity.

    dr0

    she’s fat now.

    HarkenLaser

    I’d still hit it.