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natedog
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Reminds me of this a bit: Now it came to pass in the thirtieth year, in the fourth month, in the fifth day of the month, as I was among the captives by the river of Chebar, that the heavens were opened, and I saw visions of God. In the fifth day of the month, which was the fifth year of king Jehoiachin’s captivity, The word of the LORD came expressly unto Ezekiel the priest, the son of Buzi, in the land of the Chaldeans by the river Chebar; and the hand of the LORD was there upon him. And… Read more »

djethex
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TLDR- Something about UFO’s or Angels or something. Hey, look over there, a cat with a light bulb on its head.

DMYTRIW WDS
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Ditto. I’d rather write an epic tale about how my balls almost got clipped off by Frodo and Sam. My balls are all powerful, and omnipotent. The weaklings realized how powerful my balls are, and wanted to throw that shit into a volcano. That’s fucked up. So it turns out that Gandalf has these flying eagles, with ball wrenching kung-fu grip. Well this cave troll came around, for no fucking reasonable explanation and forced me down to the ground. Well anyways I’m too high to carry out this story. But it ends with something about your mother being a whore.… Read more »

Blaggun
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‘Ufologists + Bible’? Sorry but Echelon just added M[C]S again in its watch list!

ray53208
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ray53208

um, not quite…

while i am sure there are some pretty whacked out ufo people out there on one end of the spectrum; not everyone who keeps their mind open to the possibility of intelligent extraterrestrial life having possibly visited our world is a whack job.

the bible is replete with numerology and astrology. this passage is more likely related to those two superstitions.

Caio
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Can I ask you a serious question?

Why would extraterrestrial life care so much about being so sooper-seekret? And even then, wouldn’t a complicated handshake suffice or something?

Blaggun
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Why bother with a Primitive Homicide culture?

TheLotusEater725
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Why bother with a modern one?

Blaggun
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Heh… true. Let them roam around, kidnap people and embarass all the governments!

Tyger42
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Honestly makes more sense than some omnipotent invisible man in the clouds setting a bush on fire and talking through it. :p