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    #makecasemdsgreatagain

    This actually caused 9/11.

    natedog

    THEY BETTER FUCKING BURN THAT ARMREST BEFORE I BOARD THAT FUCKER.

    rundinj

    The man next to him just realized the meal is tacos, and garlic humus and they are flying to New Zealand. Better to take the plane down then suffer that fate. And THAT is how 9/11 happened.

    ohmybob

    Poor guy..that must be infinitely embarrassing 🙁

    lhamilt2

    i know right? that would suck so bad!

    driver01z

    Yeah he accidentally wakes up so large one morning and has to deal with thisNO I HOPE HE IS EMBARRASSED ENOUGH TO RECONSIDER HIS NEXT MCMEAL.

    Dragunov

    Not enough to make him put down that piece of cake.

    TrAyVon'S GhOSt, nuCca

    MOAR PEE NUTS

    dookie_booty

    this is why i hate flying.

    KommissarKvC

    In case of fire
    your fucked, what was once a 2-person aisle is now limited to one person squeezing past his fat ass at a time

    in case of a water landing, grab hold of that fat whale and he will swim you to shore

    in case of terrorist attack
    hide behind him, fat guys make better cover

    NoOneInParticular

    A lot of airlines will require a person that size to purchase TWO tickets. You can see clearly why – it’s a safety hazard (to him and anyone else trying to go down the isle). If he takes up two seats, he should pay for them.

    BowToMe

    It is only a matter of time before we get a large influx of obese terrorists, because nobody is gonna strip search that dude for no reason. For now though the TSA will be ever vigilant on that small but critical percentage of sexy female terrorists.

    The threat is out there and it has boobies!

    Deleted_User

    Just recently heard of the new equipment they are starting to implement in airports. It pretty much X-Rays you and shows your body outline without clothing on from what I hear. Guess all the terrorists will have to stash their stuff “inside” from now on.

    wedgemonkey

    Too bad it doesn’t work that well.

    www.theregister.co.uk/2010/01/24/body_scanner_fail/

    juanpastation

    this guy is not only fat, he is also fucking big! see how tall he looks among all the people, i know he is seated in the arm of the chair, but looks very tall anyway.

    is this legal?

    Saborlas

    I surmise that he is only sitting there to talk to the guy next to him. Note how the row behind is empty. I bet that’s where he’s sitting.

    100110110110010

    that load weights EASILY 500 pounds, or 2-5x the weight of a normal
    passenger.

    can you imagine if theres turbulence and this 500lb flesh boulder is
    careening toward you?

    forget terrorists, this guy is your enemy if you’re on his flight.

    driver01z

    www.myconfinedspace.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/04/mother-of-god-super-troopers.jpg

    well…
    maybe his existence will convince other people to be healthier.

    bloth

    what americans actually believe

    Luke Magnifico

    It’s all part of his master plan.

    Food trolley comes along.

    Can’t get past. Gets stuck.

    Fat Passenger devours food trolley.

    And air hostess.

    Luke Magnifico

    He’s a one-man ambush party.