First Image from Twilight: Eclipse

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    TheLotusEater725

    RAGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRADSGASDFS
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    natedog

    it’s… it’s BEAUTIFUL

    Queensly

    Notice how her shoulders are broader than his.

    gregzombie

    Enjoy? Enjoy what? Some crappy movies? I think I would rather watch ‘Manos – The Hands of Fate’.

    Messatsunokami

    I’d rather watch ‘Manos- The Hands of Fate’ AND ‘Plan 9 From Outer Space’ simultaneously

    RSIxidor

    I’m always game for Plan 9.

    oneofus

    My relief is that, around 2011 that the last of these anti-movies is out, everyone will slowly realize how really utterly crappy this whole thing was. Not the movies nor the books, but the whole concept of effeminate pseudo-vampires that FUCKING sparkle (really, how the fuck did we let this happen? were we too stoned to realize what was going on?). The teen girls that read this book will mature and will read real books and realize how poorly written the books were. More importantly, they will realize how fucking sick the author is. And everyone who read the books… Read more »

    oneofus

    happen*

    Adrian

    “effeminate pseudo-vampires that FUCKING sparkle”

    Ah Yessss!!! This deserves a medal!!!

    jediadept

    Sad message from the future:
    The madness has not yet ended…

    draikyn

    Oh good. I need a new picture for my dartboard

    Evilpenguin556

    /rage

    Q-delta

    Look at his jawline! *fapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfap*

    Dragunov

    Looks like the glitter budget got cut in the next movie.

    Erin

    Consistency? That would suggest the series has a storyline, lol.

    Svartmetall

    I can fucking hear the simpering, effeminate emo-ness of it all even from that one still picture. Die, Twilight, DIE!!!

    Tyger42

    The Twilight series would have been good in the hands of an author that had some decent writing skill. Few tweaks in personalities and such would have gone a long way. :p The movies…ugh.

    Luke Magnifico

    Some of the characters are actually likeable. Alice is awesome. And Jacob is a fucking werewolf, man, a werewolf that builds cars out of scrap.

    I want a movie about Alice and Jacob, getting up to no good at Mardi Gras.

    RedneckPanther

    Since Manos: Hands of Fate and Plan 9 From Outer Space are being thrown around, I’d be amiss if I didn’t tell everyone that THIS movie has been spoofed from the same people who did Mystery Science Theater 3000. They’re now called Rifftrax. I’m actually considering getting the Twilight Rifftrax. In fact, if you went to their Christmas Shorts extravagansa a couple weeks ago, they sent you a song from their group The Rifftones called “Sparkly Vampires”. Definitely worth a look.

    Aysu

    my eyes are bleeding…

    inkbot

    First image from the third movie, and it looks like EVERY. SINGLE. OTHER picture from that franchise.

    Kandi

    Bleh.

    Doctor Thompson

    all ya’ll need to watch this. there is a plan.
    www.youtube.com/watch?v=VaTq95CYqCw

    Browncoat101

    AAAAAHHHHH, IT BURNNNSSS USSSSS!