How To Seduce Santa Claus

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How to seduced Santa Claus:

1. Wear a belly shirt

2. Play him a song on the saxophone

3. Tell him that the saxophone fits in your butt.


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    Adrian

    funny, but remaning it and making up a new puch line does not make it less of a repost… oh well, you might not have known…

    Messatsunokami

    Disturbing on multiple levels

    bytehead

    It’s more disturbing as a former band geek, and as a former band geek who played clarinet.

    bytehead

    4. Pull your pants down to the ground.