When I grow up… I want to be like mommy!

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Dear Mrs Jones,

I wish to clarify that i am not now, nor have I ever been, an exotic dancer.

I work at Home Depot and I told my daughter how hectic it was last week before the blizzard hit.  I told her we sold out every single shovel we had and then I found one more in the back room, and that several people were fighting over who would get it.  her picture doesn’t show me dancing around a pole.  It’s supposed to depict me selling the last snow shovel we had at Home Depot.

From now on I will remember to check her homework more.


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    Queensly

    Shut up woman and get back on the pole!

    Lamb

    SHUT UP WOMAN GET ON MAH POLE

    Kaze
    noodles

    I’m bothered by her inappropriate use of Comic Sans

    elzarcothepale

    which is, of course EVERY use of comic sans,
    unless you are writing a suicide letter.

    nyoki

    I hope this is true.

    I like comic sans. 😛

    mikoyangurevich15

    Yep.Kids will embarrass the hell out of you.

    Yosoyeltupapi

    hmmm too bad it was bring your daughter to work and ruin thwir life day

    Yosoyeltupapi

    hmmm too bad it was bring your daughter to work and ruin their life day

    Messatsunokami

    LMao

    Saborlas

    God DAMN it. Why do stupid fucking parents feel the need to take every picture like this and RUIN IT with a bullshit “kids say the darnedest things” story?

    Not every picture like this needs a retcon sanitizing!