Coyote

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The Alberta Government and the Alberta Forest Service were
presenting an alternative to Alberta ranchers for controlling the
coyote population. It seems that after years of the ranchers using the tried and true methods of shooting and/or trapping the predators, the tree-huggers had a ‘more humane’ solution.

What they proposed was for the animals to be captured alive, the males would then be castrated and let loose again. Therefore the population would be controlled. This was ACTUALLY proposed to the Alberta Ranching Association and Farming Association by the Alberta
Government and the Alberta Forest Service.

All of the ranchers thought about this amazing idea for a couple of
minutes. Finally, one of the old boys in the back of the conference
room stood up, tipped his hat back and said, ‘Son, I don’t think you
understand our problem.

Those coyotes ain’t fuckin’ our sheep…..they’re eatin’ ’em!’


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    Gouki4u

    Good thing too. I hear Alberta ranchers are jealous lovers.

    MonkeyHitman

    DUDE!! i swear i saw your name in CoD4 earlier today… 😐 is it true?

    Gouki4u

    I wasn’t online yesterday, but it’s possible you saw me over the weekend.

    MonkeyHitman

    hmm i’m not 100% it was you thou. It was in the stage crossfire 24/7 i was the one on marine side winning with pistols & G3 : D

    Gouki4u

    It wasn’t me then. I haven’t played on the PC in a while. I have more friends who play on Live.

    TrikYodz

    i lold so hard. good jorb.

    and i likethat story.

    Puulaahi

    Sarah Palin would be proud…

    Marrock

    I hope someone bought that man at least a couple beers for that.

    Corman

    You’re an idiot, budd

    tiki god

    this method is actually a proven method of population control.