The Manhattan Project Log. Day 554:

Today we attempted to upshift two common everyday utensils through a modified version of our experimental electromagnetic phase shift device. A spoon and a fork. A couple of the engineers took it upon themselves to get all artistic with the arrangement. I scoffed at thier efforts.

Little did I know this little insignificant act would result in one of the most widely used hybrid utensils of the future. It was magnificent. I knew, with the project under such great secrecy, the world would never know it’s true origins.

Who knew what it would be called in the future. But I already had a name for it…

I called it: The Foon.

End log.