Aww I love cats. So small and movable. A cat from the neighbor (I assume) came into the front porch a week or 2 ago. I brought it inside. My dog barked at it because the side door was open and it got all scared. I thought it escaped but a day later at around the same time, I see it come out from under the couch or something and I’m like, wtf! So I let it out.

And another time there was this cat stuck in my tree so I called the animal shelter on it.

I knew it was house broken, and it WAS really pretty and friendly, but it was just sitting up there making my dog bark, and we can get fined for that.

BTW in case you didn’t know, any cats outside your yard is just like a dog.