Playing the Odds in Bear Country

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    sylvanish
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    Doesn’t actually tell you what to do in a Surprise Close Encounter, just tells the reader to know. If the reader knew, they likely wouldn’t be reading this.

    So, what do you do in a Surprise Close Encounter?

    Luke Magnifico
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    Hadouken that bear right in the face and then run.

    Because bears are slow, and when you hurt them, they become docile and friendly.

    bstaples
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    Every solution on that entire poster is either be with people, make noise, or know what to do in case of surprise bear-rape. How helpful.

    GrandAdmiralThrawn
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    In Alaska? the best is most likely going to eat you. I like this advice. “Use your pepper spray” Personally. IF you are somewhere (like I dunno, ALASKA) were it is likely that a (THE LARGEST PREDATOR IN NORTH AMERICA) bear is going to eat you, and you do not have a gun – I am not sure that the bear eating you is the worst possible outcome. “Once you have partially discharged a canister of bear spray it should be discarded. While the spray may deter attacks, the smell of pepper can act as an attractor.” Now you’ve spiced… Read more »

    Seth_Dracovitch
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    Oh God, the deadly Alaskan Blue! KEEP AWAY!

    I live in Montana, where grizzly bears are so common they name football teams after them.

    The best advice I’ve heard is:
    1. Always hike with friends.
    2. You don’t need pepper spray if you can run faster than a friend.
    3. If you’re the slowest in your group, cut your buddy’s achilles tendon, then run.