Summer is shocked

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    Pants

    someone just told her to suck his cock, and she isnt showcked. shes gettin ready.

    Fish

    That was the CON where I showed Summer my junk, I had met Jewel before and she recognized me when I got up to ask a question. She kept going on about how big my junk is and Summer didn’t beleive her, so I whiped it out and….well, you can see her astonishment in the photo. Obviously Jewel was happy to see it again too.

    —True story.

    elzarcothepale

    really, guys- I expect better from you in the way of dick jokes.
    The longer it takes to tell a penis joke,
    the shorter everyone imagines your penis is.
    Keep it in mind.

    Luke Magnifico

    Moar like

    Summer’s shocked at how big my penis is.

    okcomputer

    She’s shocked that the cream in her coffee that she just drank was actually my semen, and i proved that she does in fact swallow.

    WistfulD

    how ’bout ‘she’s shocked because it’s been seven years since she’s come into your fantasies, and you still can’t even come up with a good dick joke about her.’?

    RSIxidor

    Why would it have been seven years? I’ve been wanking to her robot-hotness for the last two.

    Luke Magnifico

    Dude, Firefly.

    Luke Magnifico

    Come on, guys. We have to get our act together here. What have we got.

    Summer Glau, dancer, actor, very flexible. Best known for playing crazy people.

    Anyone got any ideas?

    dtepes

    Bah, let us go with old standby!

    Summer: Penis goes WHERE!?!
    Jewel: Oh honey, it goes more than just there.

    Luke Magnifico

    NO

    I REFUSE TO SETTLE FOR MEDIOCRE

    THERE MUST BE A BETTER WAY

    LordOpie

    If they did a re-make of “Real Genius”, she’d be perfect for the lead nerdy girl.

    MyConfinedCanuck

    I just asked her if she ever let a stranger come in the back door.

    Goldfinger

    One from the vault:
    In b4 invisible natedog.

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