how to live with a huge penis

how to live with a huge penis


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    World’s thinnest book… only thing written inside is “Deal with it yourself, you lucky asshole.”


    I’d wager that most men who buy this book are doing so as part of a misinformation campaign.


    I’m comfortable enough with myself to state that I will never need this book.


    Yeah, me too. Though maybe pills for a few months would be okay . . .


    And here I thought the internet was full of immature 9 year olds who would just keep saying ” i needz tihs book kthxs!”


    Tikis thoghts”one day…one day”


    I can’t make out the authors, but there’s probably a ripe opportunity for hilarious fake names there. Anybody able to see it?


    Inev: There’s gotta be a Hugh Jorgan somewhere in there at least.


    i needz tihs book kthxs!


    Inev: Dr. Richard Jacob and Rev. Owen Thomas


    It’s a hard, hard life.


    Inev: Foreword by hugh g rekshun, published by random hoes


    Distributed by Haywood Jablowme and Howie Feltersnatch.
    -i needz tihs book twice kthxs.


    co-publisher, Ben M. Over.


    You know what’s funny? I was watching this porn last week where this guy had a really thick penis. It was REALLY thick… I mean even thicker then those “huge cock” sites. Anyways. The girl was using a vibrator to stimulate her clitoris!

    If you don’t get what that means, basically the size has nothing to do with it. It’s about honesty, attraction and communication.

    My penis is 6 inches long. Not sure on the width/girth/thickness.

    Having a small penis is better because you can make something of yourself in life, rather then being slut approved and possibly porn and getting diseases.


    casemods: It’s like a fat chick saying it’s what’s on the inside that counts. I would absolutely love to be in porn. Porn chicks are checked for std’s regularly before every shoot so they are safer than the diseased sluts at the bars. And they look way better because they’re porn stars. Not to mention the money. Sign me up.


    casemods: dude

    1. wtf you watching really thick penis?
    2. nobody wants to know your information. thanks now i have to disinfect my chrome browser. thanks allot


    I wouldn’t Want to have a “huge” penis, most woman wouldn’t be-able to accommodate it.


    lol amazon has them in stock

    and the ‘frequently bought together’ thing made me fall off the couch.


    Qumefox: OH LAWD


    i needz tihs book kthxs


    pedantic: People will read that and actually believe you.

    Misinformed readers:

    STD’s don’t always show up. AIDS can be dormant in someone for years and you can still pass it on without knowing it.

    Sure there is safer sex, but even that won’t fully protect you.


    casemods: But you can still be tested for AIDS while they’re dormant..


    pedantic: Dormant means it WON’T show up…


    casemods: Well I’ll be goddamned.


    The book solves the problem on the last page, with a Mad magazine fold-in.
    My A & B tattoo still hurts.


    casemods: Yes, before it’s AIDS, it’s called HIV. And they have tests for it. For example, Magic Johnson isn’t showing any signs/symptoms of AIDS yet, though we’ve known for 10-15 years that he had HIV.


    Holy shit, I love the Mad Magazine fold-ins.


    Need this book? Bitches, I *wrote* this book.

    What the cover does not reveal is that it is in fact a pop-up book.

    I’m getting sued by a lot of people who lost an eye – but the opthalmologist’s union is paying my legal costs as a way of saying thanks.


    twosticks: Fairly certain Magic revealed his HIV-positive status more like 18 years ago. I was in Junior High, I remember debating my friend about it.


    I wrote this book under a psuedonym.


    Actually, huge dicks are a pain in the ass. And not only there -.-


    This book saved my life. Twice!!


    Only twice? I was considering suicide several dozen times. Thanks to this book, I realize that like CAN be satisfactory with a huge penis.

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