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GrandAdmiralThrawn
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This is what happens when you betray the Empire.

Puulaahi
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The circle is complete bla bla bla

Supervillain
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here’s your inhaler dad

Pants
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gotta tell ya luke, your mom was a fox.

Zeku
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Zeku

lol u know whats funny dad? until now i coulda swore u sounded like a black guy with scuba gear but back to the topic at hand, no that cape does not make u look fat

kostoglotov
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They tryin’ to tell us, that deep down inside, we all wants to be white!!

Dreth
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The DVD release of the “remastered” version replaced this Anakin’s soul, in the part in which Yoda, Kenobi and Skywalker are smiling and watching the Endor celebration, with Hayden’s dumbfounded idiotic image.

George Lucas, I’ve got to hand it to ya, you’re a fantastic troll. Sumbitch.

onthebeach
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Everything after Empire is crap.

Vrik
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Vrik

@Dreth: Dumbest change ever.

Liam4Now
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@Pants: Epic quote is epic.

Sticky
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“Tell me Luke, can you make it to the Father-Son barbecue?”
“I’ll try.”

Puulaahi
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@Dreth: George Lucas can go straight to hell. STRAIGHT TO HELL!

Qumefox
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Luke, I am your father’s brother’s sister’s cousin’s former roommate.

NoOneInParticular
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Which makes us what?

HoChunk
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I built C-3P0. And I was fathered by midiclorians, so don’t bother looking further down the family tree. And I beat a guy who walks on his hands in a podrace. And your grandmother & I used to be slaves owned a flying blue goomba. And I once rode a giant testicle with legs on Naboo to impress your mother. What else…I’m pretty sure your Uncle Ben was shtupping Aunt Beru out among the condensers when he was supposed to be looking for his stepmom. Did I leave anything out? Oh yeah: R2 can fly. Didn’t know that, didja? Artoo… Read more »

Dreth
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@NoOneInParticular: Absolutely nothing.

Liam4Now
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@HoChunk:
..I’m pretty sure your Uncle Owen was shtupping Aunt Beru..

Other than that, classic.

HoChunk
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@Liam4Now: GODDAMMIT
YOU ARE PART OF THE REBEL ALLIANCE AND A TRAITOR

Liam4Now
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@HoChunk:

GURK.. CHOKE.. We’ve.. GRK.. intercepted no transmissions.. CHOKE..

GASP!!

Dreth
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Diplomatic mission? Fuck you, we want to ass-bang her!

clicksip
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@qumefox: so what does that make us? NOTHING!

clicksip
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I agree with you guys Lucas is a pompus ass, he should have never “added footage” to any of the ‘Star Wars’. The only thing that was ok with added footage was Empire. I was disappointed in the new ones too especially ‘Attack of the Clones’

HoChunk
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@clicksip: Even on Empire he fucked it up. Everything was fine until he threw in all these cuts of the Imperial shuttle leaving Cloud City to bring Vader back to the Executor, which totally fucked up the pacing/tension of the film’s climactic scene. Was it really necessary? Was it really such a huge fucking mystery to many why/how Vader got to his ship on time to witness the pursuit of the Millennium Falcon?

Ugh.

HoChunk
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And yes, I know Lucas said he wanted the imagery of the shuttle to “tie in” the end of Empire w/ the beginning of RotJ –another steaming mound of bullshit.