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MonkeyHitman
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look at the left at the ad. It’s Jesus laughing at the bible quote. Priceless

Elepski
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And then Thor and Cthulhu will come and melt and or Pummel the Christians.

Awesome1
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no way did an 8 year old make that. starbucks? wtf? i like the sun’s beard.

Silverwolf
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Shouldn’t Jesus be riding a raptor?

flyingcat88
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@Dyna-Mole: The sun’s beard was great. Brainwashed children with imagination can make things like this so I can believe it’s an 8 year old.

natedog
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there is nothing about unicorns or dinosaurs in Acts or Isaiah

Dragyn
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@Silverwolf: Yes, he should be. As per the New International Standard Version of the Bible… Acts 3:21 – “He must remain in heaven until the time of universal restitution, which God announced long ago through the voice of his holy prophets.” Isaiah 11:6-9 – (6) The wolf will live with the lamb, the leopard will lie down with the goat, the calf and the lion and the yearling together; and a little child will lead them. (7)The cow will feed with the bear, their young will lie down together, and the lion will eat straw like the ox. (8) The… Read more »

MonkeyHitman
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GUYS CHECK PICTURE #2 ON TEH WEBSITE AND TELL ME WHAT YOU THINK.

MonkeyHitman
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@ColombianMonkey: i would back hand slap any parent who to teach there kid of hate. god those christians makes me punch a wall lol

objectiveministries.org/kidz/art/kidzart-smotingjesus.jpg

Sticky
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@ColombianMonkey:
Pretty sure it’s a satire, dude. Chill out. 😛

mndlssequation
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@Sticky: I would like to see proof of that. There are way too many Christian crazy that has been linked from that site.

mndlssequation
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Luke Magnifico
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As far as I’ve heard, it is, in fact a satire.

But when I found out, I was greatly saddened.

THEY WANT TO PUT A GIANT CROSS INTO SPACE

INTO SPACE

But you can’t trust NASA, because it’s full of atheist Darwinist scum.

TrAyVon'S GhOSt, nuCca
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@mndlssequation:

No 8 year old would know enough about a rippers to write LIVE GIRLS in vertical letters around the door.

It sucks when people make up stuff to laugh at religious nuts. That detracts from how funny it is when laughing at the regular stuff they do.

Lamb
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Lamb
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objectiveministries.org…..e.jpg Skeet skeet skeet… on jesus’ face

whoops

pornoperson
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That kid is so f*cking stupid. She forgot the apostrophe on her contraction!

Paul_Is_Drunk
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This isn’t too far off from what I was taught in Sunday school. By the way, for a school, they sure don’t like kids asking questions.

@Dyna-Mole: Yeah, this is fake, but you’d be surprised just how smart & clever an average 8 year old kid is.

TGGeko
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yea, at first I though this site was legit, because fundamentalist say the darndest things, but I know its satirical from these picst.

TGGeko
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speaking of which: www.fstdt.com/default.aspx

mld
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yeah, and the stupid kid messed up the colors of the visable spectrum too..
idiot!

RSIxidor
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hahahahha

Puulaahi
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I can’t look at this with a straight face. HAHA