Super Realistic Dark Knight Joker Action Figures

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that\’s a hell of a title. i don\’t collect action figures, but these look awesome. About a foot tall, with interchangable heads!!!! Realism is good?

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    Where do I get one?


    R.I.P Heath Ledger


    Best Joker Ever! The world misses you Heath.

    “Let’s put a smile on that face.”

    Luke Magnifico

    Fucking fuck.

    I’m sorry for your loss. Now move on.

    Seriously, Heath Ledger must have known most people on the interw0b really fucking intimately for there to still be so many bleeding hearts after all this time.

    Fuck you.

    Also, I want this action figure, I am a fan of all the changeable parts. Especially the shoes, that is rare.


    Do you practice being a twat, or does it come naturally?
    Oh and try expanding your vocabulary.


    I wanna know how he got those scars


    Hey, fuck is a most excellent word. It’s very young too. I can totally understand when perfectly nice people plant coincidental fuckery all over their posts. When one single word can express your lack of emotion so nicely, you feel obligated, so to say, to deliver, said fuckery.

    Luke Magnifico

    Ukwarlock: I have a….thing.


    It’s for practicing.

    Of course I need to practice, or else my cunningly-devised guise as a philistine, rancorous and above all malignant bollocks would fall apart at the seams, because my true nature, which has long been hidden from view by my damnable shell is that of a cuddly teddy-bear.

    Oh, and fuck you, you pretentious, holier-than-thou tumor.

    Why would I use my full verbose range?

    This is the internet!


    Wait what. It sounded perfectly plausible in my head, I swear. Fuck.

    Luke Magnifico

    dieAntagonista: Dude. Fuckery is such and awesome word.

    I am going to use it all over the place.

    Also, today I am really enthusiastic for the italics tag!


    “my cunningly-devised guise as a…malignant bollocks…” This does not make sense my friend, very good try though, I’m sure you spent a lot of time with a thesaurus to derive such a description of yourself.

    dieAntagonista: Fuck is the most widely used word in the English language. It can be used as any speaking device (pronoun, adjective, verb, etc…) depending on the context. When this word is used by someone it shows a lack of intelligence on the persons part because they used a fallback word. This meaning that when someone’s mind is clouded by anger or stupidity they can’t think straight/intelligently, so they use the simplest word that would fit.


    This is now the fuck-thread.

    I fucking don’t fucking know there is some fucking fuckery going on. Fuckitty fuckitty fuck fuck fuck.


    “This is the Internet?”
    Oh, I see, a perfect excuse for being a crass moron. Carry on.


    Technically, 4chan exists only because of the internet, so that’s actually a somewhat valid excuse, really.


    LukeV1-5: Any time. It’s similar to bigotry. It’s got that aura. Like shit is about to get serious. Also, words with an “R” close to the end, sound super exciting when I say them. Man you should hear it.

    Why thank you, for the definition. Oh wait, I never asked for it. I don’t think that there is any word in the dictionary, that would prove anyone’s lack of intelligence. That’s a quite ridiculous assumption so I won’t even take it seriously. Furthermore, Luke’s posts are for the most part always meant to be humorous. He did not use the word fuck to make a point, or to support his argument. He just likes the word fuck. Same as me. I like it particularly because of how it sounds. In German, we don’t have any comparable cuss word. I’m very envious of anyone who lives in an English speaking country. And I wish to correct my location as soon as possible. I do not belong in this Germanic Wonderland. No.

    And I believe I’m right when I say that you’re not a psychologist. You want to know what angry/ stupid people do when they can’t think straight? It’s very well known that they make hasty generalisations.

    For example:

    “You never tell me that you love me!”

    “You never clean the house!”

    “All black people are criminals!”

    “When this word is used by someone it shows a lack of intelligence”


    Yes, but die, as a psychology oriented person you should know about the deindividuation that takes place on the internet, where loss of self-awareness and self-restraint are encouraged by the anonymity of hiding behind a computer screen.



    Luke Magnifico

    Tardex: I’m sorry, I meant malicious. I am watching a documentary on Knowth and Dowth, I apologize if I’m not concentrating wholly on this most important of internet-based discussions.

    dieAntagonista: You are correct. When I read back to myself, I like the sound of the word fuck. It is so abrupt.

    Abrupt is also an abrupt word. Awesomesauce.

    Also, PWNT.

    I like the cut of your jib.

    Luke Magnifico

    That’s the spirit!

    Also, now that I think of it, I’m pretty sure malignant would still fit. Soemthing that starts off bad and gets worse.

    Someone who starts off being a bollocks, and gradually becomes more and more bolshie?


    Ukwarlock: You lack the sarcasm sign; but either way, I would have simply taken your statement and ran with it. This is the internet; taking things seriously and/or trying to be a “white knight” (defending an unworthy cause, or a cause you don’t believe in, for any reason other than the lulz) is prohibited, under pain of being made a lulcow; You Have Been Warned.

    I think that’s all I have to say, for now.



    Yes, yes and yes. I also like the word concrete. No but seriously, sometimes I sit in the library and read English words out loud from a massive dictionary. For hours.

    “I like the cut of your jib”

    I feel special that you used such a superb expression on me.


    I have been warned? Oops. Sorry Officer, I wont do it again. I promise.
    You may want to take a wee bit of advice, try not biting so hard if youre trying to play it cool. It ruins the image.

    Luke Magnifico

    Ukwarlock: What image?

    What are you talking about?

    What’s going on?

    Who’re you?

    Where are my trousers?

    dieAntagonista: for so long I didn’t even know what it meant. But then I found out, and it was all peachy.


    What, no nurse outfit? Fuckers!


    Seriously, he’s dead, boo fucking hoo… like he’s the only person in the whole of existence to have a stupid and pointless death…

    Build a bridge and get over it.

    If I knew him personally I might get my skivvies in a bunch over it, but I didn’t, too bad, so sad, then life goes on.


    This figure looks awesome. I don’t think its been released yet.


    Marrock: LukeV1-5: why so serious?

    Luke Magnifico

    TunaFish: Because it’s super-mega-fun!

    Apparently, despite the 1′ stature of this thing, it is “not tall enough”.

    What is it with fanboys?


    What is it with the Heath cult infesting the internet? Is there a law or something that says people must be idolized after they die? I mean, if he died fighting a bunch of terrorists to free nubile cheerleaders taken hostage or some other worthy cause, it would be warranted, but the man ODed on sleeping pills.

    Sorry, didn’t like him from the first time I saw him, I don’t like him now, despite his incredible performance in Dark Knight. I feel for his family and friends, but that’s about as much sympathy I could offer for a total stranger, celebrity or not.


    dieAntagonista: Haha, nice. You turned that right on top of me. But I digress, the point still stands firms. What word do you hear most common when one lets themselves be overpowered by their anger rather then their rational thought? If you are able to keep your cool you have no need for such a word. The word in itself is stupid. It barely holds a definable meaning.
    And we all know, as beings of the internet, that the third hasty generalization is true. Damn.

    LukeV1-5: Sorry dude, I miss construed the bollocks part of it. You were in the right the entire time. And you know damn well that this internet thread should be dominating your life.


    dieAntagonista: Fuck fucking fuckery fuck, wanna?


    I love you guys.

    Luke Magnifico

    ian_the_mic: Well we fucking hate you.

    You bastard.

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