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Black Hourglass

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    RSIxidor

    name, please?

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    wookie_x

    damn.

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    DisplacedTexan

    oh shit! i’m watching tv and now there’s another “disorder” besides PMS called PMDD… I’m glad i don’t have ovaries…
    http://pmdd.factsforhealth.org/

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    DisplacedTexan

    p.s. sorry if this is old news to anyone… i’m not in the medical field and don’t watch very much tv.

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    Jenny Greenteeth

    Woah.
    This just made me throw away the sweets I was eating.

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    joodles

    What a beautiful, elegant body. Nom.

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    nyoki

    Love the dress and it looks fantastic on her.

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    Sticky

    DisplacedTexan:
    And the random post of the day award goes to…

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    wookie_x

    Sticky: Purple painted Penguins! Would you like Yak butter in your tea?

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    Pants

    ickypants

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    joodles

    There’s no escaping, she has the face of a giraffe.

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    rattybad

    joodles: You don’t meet many girls, do you?

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    nyoki

    rattybad: Durrrr! 😉

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    joodles

    rattybad: Sadly, no. But when you have your own boobs…
    Your comment made me wonder, what if ALL women have faces like giraffes?

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    Pip

    joodles: God, I hope she’s got the tongue, too

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    MonkeyHitman

    joodles: what if ALL men are monkeys. it would be a PARTAY..

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    joodles

    Pip: Ooooh now you’re talkin’.
    ColombianMonkey: What’s the fun in that?

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    MonkeyHitman

    oh you don’t know … hmm well if you happen to experience it. you would understand what i mean ^^

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    Pip

    ColombianMonkey: Are you talking about how us monkey-men can mount you in a way where we can pull a girl’s hair with our hands and smack their ass with our feet?

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    joodles

    Pip: Lol!

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    MonkeyHitman

    Pip: you have some very weird fantasies…. but no nothing has to do with sex btw.

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    joodles

    It would be a pretty strange world if all men were ass-foot-smackin’ nympho monkeys, and all women were beautiful, elegant giraffe-faced, giraffe-tongued creme-egg lovers.

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    Pip

    I don’t know, joodles…..have you been to a club lately? That seems pretty accurate.

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    joodles

    That’s a very good point. A drunk guy said “I would kiss you if I could get close to you” to me last night at a club. I was wearing a Rubik’s cube costume, and I was glad.

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    Pip

    ……….Rubik’s cube costume…..?

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    joodles

    Pip: It was fancy dress. The drunk monkey guy couldn’t get near my face cause it was in the way. Also, I had to fit together several straws to drink my drink.
    Anyway, yes I have been to a club lately.

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    Sticky

    joodles:
    So you turned Colombian Monkey down then, eh? XD

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    MonkeyHitman

    who figured your puzzle :P?

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    joodles

    Sticky: Nymphomonkeys just aren’t my type.
    ColombianMonkey: It was made of paper, non-solvable. http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y158/JuliaHealy/cube2.jpg

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    MonkeyHitman

    lol i was in mah bed sleeping lol. enjoying 4 pillows and the sweet sound of silent and the dark purple sky.
    ~~

    btw guys check this out.
    http://www.cracked.com/article_16241_6-most-frequently-quoted-bullsht-statistics.html

    interesting thing to read.

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    MonkeyHitman

    joodles: I’ve seen on the forums. but this picture is awesome. does it feel like a pinguin? the limited arm movement. what if you had a booger hanging out of your nose?

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    joodles

    ColombianMonkey: Yeah the costume took a long time to make. Plus, it was like a meta-costume, I had another costume underneath. There was enough to room to get my hand through the head hole for itchy noses and the like. I perfected this dance move where I retracted my arms, and then spun the cube around my neck 360 degrees.

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    Pip

    ….joodles is a spinner.

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    MonkeyHitman

    joodles: i could’ve only imagine it and already sheer awesomeness comes to mind. video? must have video!

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    Sticky

    joodles:
    When you did that did you demand they play some rap and go “I GOT SPINNAZ NIGGA!”?

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    joodles

    Pip: You wish.
    ColombianMonkey: No video, I’m afraid.
    Sticky: No, but they played Billy Idol’s You Spin Me Right Round.

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    MonkeyHitman

    snap. well next time you know then hehe..
    anyways good morning people 4:26AM and I’m going to sleep. happy easter Monday to all! 🙂

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    Sticky

    joodles:
    Did you think of Meatspin? Because if you didn’t then, you are now. ZING!

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    nyoki

    Pip: Yes please.

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    dogsurfer

    joodles: “ass-foot-smackin’ nympho monkeys” = 25 sit-ups worth of laughing. Internet wins for jooles & Pip.

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    MonkeyHitman

    dogsurfer: how can you do that??… do you have your pc on the floor with you? are one of those people who hates furniture and do everything on the floor? lol

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    dieAntagonista

    I’m one of those people who hates furniture and does everything on the floor. Everything.

    RSIxidor: I wish I knew her name. This picture is all I got.

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    dogsurfer

    ColombianMonkey: I responded to “ass-foot-smackin” with uncontrollable abdominal contractions, equal to 25 worth of sit-ups, including tears & manic chortling as I imagined myself with this monkey contorting ability. I was not ROTF, as furniture was available.

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    Pip

    Must keep perverted mind under control in regards to “doing everything on the floor”…..

    Come on, you can do this, Pip…..you can do this….

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    barwitch


    You spin me right round was Dead or Alive.. I think Marilyn Manson covered it a few years back too.

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