Mantis

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    1. My favourite insect. Next to grasshoppers.

    2. lolcat says:

      I’m a fucking mantis!

    3. nyoki says:

      The kung fu is very strong w/ this one.

    4. Haggardavatar says:

      Looks more like the mantis is saying:

      “I’M SUPER, THANKS FOR ASKING” hahaha

    5. Sticky says:

      @lolcat:
      FUCK YOU, I’M A MANTIS

    6. joodles says:

      “Fuck you, I’m a mantis.”

      Alternatively,

      “Ok, from the top, once more with feeling.”

    7. Sticky says:

      @joodles:
      Beat you to the first one Joodles. 😀

    8. goatsgomoo says:

      This looks more like a “Ta-da!” pose to me.

    9. dege says:

      “Y. M. C. A.”

    10. joodles says:

      @Sticky: No wai, he’s definitely saying it in lower case. He’s a little more sophisticated than your average anteater.

    11. Sticky says:

      @joodles:
      …He’s a cannibalistic thing that goes crunchy-crunchy under my shoe sole. How sophisticated can be be?

    12. iamevilhomer says:

      Jazz Hands!!!

    13. joodles says:

      @Sticky: He’s conducting a mo-fo’ing ORCHESTRA. He’s going SYMPHONIC on our asses and he’s a MANTIS. That’s pretty damn sophisticated.

    14. Kurtt says:

      (Background music)”Getting stronger!!”

    15. maggot5858 says:

      amazing shot
      i haven’t seen a mantis since i was five and they’re our state insect…pretty sad

    16. TGGeko says:

      Group Hug!

    17. joodles says:

      @killing_loneliness_58: It’s important in life to take time to stop and smell the mantises.

    18. RSIxidor says:

      @Sticky:
      Don’t step on him! He eats a bunch of the other stuff that bothers you!

    19. Sticky says:

      @RSIxidor:
      I’LL DO WHAT I WANT YOU GODDAMN HIPPIE.

      …And no, I don’t usually crush bugs. Except spiders. *shudder*

    20. Sticky says:

      @Sticky:
      Well, technically a spider is an arachnid, but whatever.

    21. Elepski says:

      Ya think he knows anteater?

    22. Xenon2434 says:

      I have never seen one with that peacock-like thing coming up out of its ass.

      I would assume its similar to the peacock’s use though-attracting mates and asserting dominance. Is this correct?

    23. joodles says:

      @Xenon2434: You said, in a perfectly innocent comment, coming, ass, mates, dominance, and cock – twice. FYI.

    24. Gouki4u says:

      Praying mantis sez, “It’s on now, motherfucker!”

    25. HoChunk says:

      “I’M KING OF THE WOOOOORRRRRLLLD!!!”

      oncoming SUV in background

    26. jayarmstrong says:

      @XENON2434
      It’s more a defence mechanism to avoid being eaten, mostly by birds. Some of them strike this pose if you walk to close to them and they think you might harm them. They eat a lot of other pest insects so they are very good to have around.

    27. AppleSauce says:

      Give a small grasshopper to one. Its kinda cool to watch, but I’m kinda fucked in the head.

    28. @AppleSauce: Nice. I know. And it’s fine, I’m fucked in the head also.

    29. VanZant says:

      It’s gooooooooood!!!!! ……the only insect that can turn it’s head (I think).

    30. TSU_Beast says:

      this is probably what the male mantis sees right before his maniac wife eats him…

    31. CyWhitfield says:

      suck my diiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiick. im a mantis

    32. j_bryon says:

      Mantis:(very gayly)”I’m Marvelous!”

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