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dub_1211

I’m gonna go the other way and say China or India. You know, one of those countries with like a bajillion people.

mikoyangurevich15

Not true.They can`t afford $4 for a cup of coffee.

courtofkneez

You know, this is rather funny, considering I love Starbucks, am highly addicted to caffeine, and have been referred to as a zombie for being pale.

Dreth

Great metaphor. Crappy when you’re like miko and don’t get it.

LeeHarveyOswald

WTF?? Shopping mall should have a bitter ratio this is UNFORGIVABLE!!

SumoSnipe

See? Not one sliver that says New Mexico. The wookie is good at his job.

Annarchy

One thing missing from this pie chart: convenience stores. I’ve seen the zombies surround my local 7 11 and it ain’t pretty.

SumoSnipe

@Annarchy: Meth heads and zombies are easily mistaken for each other when attempting to identify. Remember: zombies actually smell better.

Annarchy

@SumoSnipe: LOL. Unfortunately, I refuse to get close enough to smell any human that I do not know. I’ve got personal space issues.

SumoSnipe

@Annarchy: The wind is your friend, hunter. Better yet, keep a small trained pet handy. Animal noses are better than humans. A crow would be best. No one who has seen the Omen series will ever argue that “you can’t bring that in here”

Annarchy

@SumoSnipe: You are absolutely right. The dog and two cats I have are utterly useless when it comes to preserving me. A crow would love me and protect me, right?