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    chick holding the doll in #4 is super creepy

    and julie is gonna git raep’d for her birthday by some dude who smells like cheap beer and cigarettes


    Last cover:

    Karate Priest breaks cement blocks with his pinkie out.


    That John Bult one… Yeah, wow…


    : I think it says Karatist – Is that even a word?


    jesus lol, these are retarded


    I guess the 16th birthday is the sleep with daddy birthday!


    Somebody paid for these albums. That’s the part that creeps me out. They had fans.


    Preacher looks like Mike Myers


    @MrElzebub: I doubt she’ll be able to sleep.
    @dusturd: Beat me to it.



    “I kick arse for the LORD!”


    No album title says “hey, give me a try” like “All my friends are dead”


    Can I borrow a feeling? I’m pretty sure he’s got a feeling. In his pants.


    I think the “Can I borrow a feelin” was referenced on the Simpsons, but I cant remember for sure. I know I have heard that title before. The John Bult one is disturbing, the look on the girl’s face seems to show she knows whats coming.

    TrAyVon'S GhOSt, nuCca


    Yes Millhouses dad cuts a demo tape with that title. I’m sure it was an obscure reference few people including myself got (till now).

    TrAyVon'S GhOSt, nuCca

    Ah apparently Cody Matherson is a fake and was made for a site called heavy.com like 5 years ago and in fact references The Simpsons and not the other way around.

    I wonder if they’re all fakes?

    Luke Magnifico

    I would buy all of these.


    @Blondie: I was going to say, the type styles they’re using look suspicious; but looking through the used record bin at the local coffeeshop, I’ve seen a lot of covers as strange as these. Most were made in a time before Photoshop, when you had to grab the nearest marionette or lazy-eyed jogger you could find and put ’em on an LP cover.

    Also, the Snopes message board has a thread for the Cody Matherson cover: msgboard.snopes.com/cgi-bin/ultimatebb.cgi?ubb=get_topic;f=30;t=002768;p=1

    Luke Magnifico

    Freddie Gage is the king of all my Jesus.

    Luke Magnifico

    Mike Crain evangelizes through “Judo and Karate for Christ”, a ministry Mike started as a way of using his years of martial arts training for the Lord.

    Luke Magnifico

    Geraldine and Ricky can still be seen, bein’ batshit crazy and made of wood, respectively, on Templeton Tours cruises (“The Leader in Christian Travel!”), but it was almost not to be, after Ricky got mislaid somehow.

    Luke Magnifico

    John Bult paints houses of rich folks and drives an El Camino that has been in his family forever, and occasionally plays guitar at “crawfish boils”, whatever they are.

    Tavey sher has that hometown boy whipp’d, s’I see’t.

    Luke Magnifico

    And Cody Masterson does not exist.

    I’m just so, so bored.


    I think Cody Matherson might be Ogre from “Revenge of the Nerds” when he was young and skinny.



    Thats right, when he goes to Moe’s he brings some fluesy along who asks to borrow his keys. Then she steals is car as he screams my demo is in there and she promptly throws it out the window.


    Looks like julie’s gettin’ some cock for her birthday. 😉