Jesus vs Thor

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    29 Responses ttto Jesus vs Thor

    1. Skulltimo says:

      Bringeth the Thunder…

    2. dub_1211 says:

      so, so true.

      rock me sexy jesus.

    3. My god could beat up your god.

    4. Achi says:

      Well, actually he was drowned and died like all Æsir.

    5. TheLotusEater725 says:

      hmmm, indeed thor. But my god hi-jacked your traditions and made them the bitch of the holiday industry.

    6. Drunkin says:

      @Paul_Is_Drunk: Kinda goes along with the whole “my God has a bigger dick than your God.” a la George Carlin.

    7. sutenvulf says:

      Needs moar blood for the blood god imo

    8. suicydking says:

      @sutenvulf: True. However, all blood is blood for the Blood God. So he wins by default.

    9. SumoSnipe says:

      @Paul_Is_Drunk: Yes. Yes he does. do you have a larger copy of this?

    10. Lakiamia says:

      My god rose from the dead and gave your god the hammer in the first place, therefore he could take it away just as easily. Any questions?

    11. phaed says:

      Your god’s dad also died nailed to a tree/spear, and he still bosses your god around, so there.

    12. @suicydking:
      @sutenvulf:
      Skulls for the skull throne!

      @Lakiamia:
      Can I have a sample of what your smoking?

    13. Sarcastastic says:

      @Achi: You failed to mention that it is the most amazing battle that destroys the universe and what exactly it is he drowns in. The poison of a snake that can wrap around the entire planet. Asatru (german neo-paganism) is fucking awesome.

    14. riverdaledragon says:

      um no sorry.. Jesus wasnt God…. so that whole thing is wrong. God has never died. and Jesus got nailed to the cross…. this thread fails..

    15. SumoSnipe says:

      Is it just me or do the warrior gods seem to be making a comeback? If this isn’t an “Axe age Sword age as brother kills brother”….

    16. @riverdaledragon: Even I went to church long enough to know what you just said is completely wrong. Holy Trinity.

      I have the sneaking suspicion that people who actually studied this stuff are the ones who are the least likely to take it seriously. 🙂

    17. MonkeyHitman says:

      same trinity says he’s everyone and he has million eyes all over the place watching everyone symotainiously. atleast that is what my churched used to preach when i was a kid

    18. nyoki says:

      @Paul_Is_Drunk: I don’t know if it’s all of the Protestant faiths, but some don’t believe in the Holy Trinity. I always associate that w/ the Catholic faith. Anyone know about this?

    19. @nyokki: Some don’t believe in Thor, either. They will repent when he rises to fight the world serpent in 2012.

    20. Silverwolf says:

      @Paul_Is_Drunk: Is that how we’re referring to Palin now?

      Anyway, I liked Nick Fury’s version in Secret Invasion #6 better…

      Skrull Queen: He loves you.
      Spiderman: Uh… he who?
      Skrull Queen: God.
      Nick Fury: Yeah? Well my god has a hammer!

    21. Luke Magnifico says:

      @ColombianMonkey: Dude. Simultaneously.

      Si fuckin’ multaneously.

      Not symotragnablorgenojurkensartly.

    22. Vrik says:

      @Sarcastastic: GERMAN neo-paganism? Wtf? The Norse were never german.

    23. asymon says:

      @Wrik: GERMAN neo-paganism?

      You know, good old worshipping of Sun, human sacrifices, That kind of stuff.

      And lame music, like:

    24. MonkeyHitman says:

      @LukeV1-5: thanks for fixing man, how much do you charge for spell check lessons?

    25. Phyreblade says:

      CROM PWNS all of your deities… 😛

    26. G’damn internal 500 error.

      I don’t feel like typing all this out again.

      @Vrik: Thursday is named after Thunor, which is the Old English name for Thor. Those “Norse” gods were all over the place.

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