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    Is that Abe fucking Lincoln?


    I believe that’s John Wilkes-Douche.


    I have a sandpenis protruding from my kneecaps, your argument is invalid.


    But where is the sandy vagina? SEXISM!


    maybe those girls are gonna use that dick to screw that huge asshole standing behind it.


    ROFLOL dub. That was freaking awesome.

    Also… beach bunnies are hot…


    Oh I get it, the tool is the guy in the picture.




    “uh, like, hey ladies would you mind taking a picture with me, my chin strap douche beard, and a huge sand dick? Uh yeah, I know it’s a public beach and their are children around but hey I just had 2 jager bombs and I’m fuuuucked up so it’s aaaaall good. Know what I mean brah?”


    dub_1211: DeFlandres: El_Gringo:

    all of whom made me rofl. thanks to be had by all.


    I thought it was funny and I don’t see any kids. Fuck the kids anyway, they gotta learn somehow.


    yeah, I get really fucking sick of the BUT THE CHILDREN! entitlement shit. The little fuckers are going to get corrupted one way or another, whether by some douche, or 4chan.

    But yeah, what a douche, and all the girls are like, “Teehee! I’m so bad and rebellious with this sand penis here! Teehee, I totally swallow!”


    nyokki: I agree. Which is why of the t-shirts I recently bought from t-shirt hell, one of them was this one:


    hvymetal86: lmao
    I gotta get one. Inappropriate for work though? Nah, the principle has a sense of humor about these things…NOT! Damn him too.

    Jonathan LC

    El_Gringo: dub_1211: hmm, thought they were both shot, not hung

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