Slipknot valentines gifts

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An email I got today from slipknot with valentines gift for him and her.
Because there’s nothing more romantic than guys in fucked up masks singing “I’m gonna slit your throat and fuck the wound.”



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    12 Responses ttto Slipknot valentines gifts

    1. Just This Guy, You Know? says:

      Wow. Classy. Especially the chain wallet.

    2. Gilez says:

      i actually don’t recall slipkont every saying that in a song? oh well

    3. TrAyVon'S GhOSt, nuCca says:

      Slit your throat and fuck the wound?

      Good on paper but a pain in the ass to actually do.

    4. garbledxmission says:

      gimmicky, shitty, money grubbing band is…etc, etc, etc…
      Where were the Slipknot Xmas stuff? The Kwanza stuff? Thanksgiving? Easter? Presidents’ Day? What a joke. I still love that one of the band members had the audacity to claim that their wearing of masks was to avoid being another gimmicky hard core band. As if we were supposed to ignore that wearing masks was the biggest gimmick of all. Fucking chumps.

    5. Theo11 says:

      Lol… Beach towel for her? None of the girls that listened to slipknot at my high school looked like they went within 40 miles of the beach. Actually, I don’t think they even went outside.

    6. nyoki says:

      I like Duality and Dead Memories, but I didn’t know they wear masks, really silly theatrics. I almost never watch videos. They always either disappoint or totally screw w/ my perception of what the song is about.

    7. Queensly says:

      I’m a big knot fan (which is why I’m on the mailing list) but I thought this was a bit OTT. They should rename the beach towel as a “death cloak”, see a load of metalheads wandering around with them round their necks like depressed supermen.

    8. maggot5858 says:

      @Gilez: Disasterpiece off of Iowa

    9. juanpastation says:

      hahaha well if my GF would give me slipknot stuff for valentines it would be just cool (for me) mmm maybe i’ll give her a teddy bear with a bloody clown mask XD XD XD!!!

    10. Luke Magnifico says:

      I don’t get the appeal of fingerless gloves for the kind of people who listen to Slipknot.

      I wear them when I’m cycling, because it’s really fucking cold, but I need fingers for doing bike things.

      But

      I just don’t understand.

    11. Gilez says:

      @ tiki god & killing loneliness

      thank you. i stand corrected. shows how big of a slipknot fan i am lol

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