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    Puulaahi

    With glucose! Excellent!

    DublinO

    I can’t believe it’s not pee!!!

    Luke Magnifico

    Now in half fat.

    DublinO

    an idea to suppliment my income through these trying times comes to mind… I’m great at this

    Anonymous

    There are whole bottles of this tasty shit out by the side of the highway.

    deuce

    For guys who can’t scrape real pee together.

    #makecasemdsgreatagain

    Where do you buy it?
    Sound pretty good.

    flyingcat88

    Why do you need this stuff? And why add glucose? If it’s for peeing tests where cheating atletes need clean urine, wouldn’t that cause problems? Isn’t it glucose you have a lot of in your pee if you got diabetes? “You’re drug free, but your dead from diabetes?”. Smart.

    Makes me think about “We use only the finest baby frogs, dew-picked and flown from Iraq, cleansed in finest-quality spring water, lightly killed, and then sealed in a succulent Swiss quintuple smooth treble cream milk chocolate envelope and lovingly frosted with glucose!” 10 points if you know where that’s from! 😉

    ST3V3DAV3

    Mm I love shooters!

    RSIxidor

    This has to be for science.

    The Matrix: Rebooted

    It’s probably for studying urinary tract pathogens. The glucose is there so that the bacteria have something to eat.

    The Matrix: Rebooted

    Or, after thinking about what kind of pathogens are in urinary tracts, the glucose would also facilitate the growth of yeast. Either way, Boreal Labs is a major supplier to research institutions.

    przxqgl

    – it’s for passing drug tests.

    The Matrix: Rebooted

    @przxqgl:
    I guarantee you that Boreal Laboratories, “the largest supplier of K-12 educational materials & kits” does not produce materials for passing drug tests. And if you tried to use it for passing a drug test, the glucose would be a dead giveaway, because healthy people don’t pee sugar. But what do I know? I only have a master’s degree in chemistry.

    shiroinohi


    Monty Python’s Crunchy Frog sketch of course.

    Why are the same people who made my middle school science kits making fake pee? It makes me think that some people had much more interesting experiments than I did.

    fortyseven

    @przxqgl: With that much glucose in your urine?

    dub_1211

    OMFG THE PIKCHUR WONT CHAENGE

    Tenspace

    It’s used for calibrating drug testing devices.

    nyoki

    @flyingcat88: Gotta love Monty Python. Eh, Constable Clitoris?

    nyoki

    @reboot: I test my blood for sugar, but what do I test when I use Clinistix; sugar, ketones or both?

    marcuserektus

    Silly people, it’s for giving fake golden showers. Sheesh…