I think this indoctrination/propoganda/brainwashing is working.

I want carnal knowledge of this woman, bring her to me – along with a large paddling pool filled with grape jello, one small scotch bonnet chili pepper, three dozen oysters, 5 lbs of cooking lard, the Morton Ranch highschool cheerleading team, Barry Manilow’s greatest hits and some machine capable of playing them, 24 bottles of bombay Sapphire Gin and ample Schwepps tonic to go with it.

I have enough limes to go around.