Alright you schnoocks. Epic Fail. Grant Wood’s American Gothic is not a portrait of a husband and wife but rather a senile father and his aging daughter, forced to give up her own prospects of marriage and a happy life in order to care for him.

This is the kind of tripe that gets churned out by 1st year art students sitting under a poster of Gutav Klimt’s the Kiss and not knowing the first thing about fine art.