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Lamb

I like this one

Puulaahi

You know what, WHO GIVES A SHIT. It’s all semantics anyhow.

Deleted_User

Probability of this post being funny: 0%

kuTTer

Probability of me caring about this post or atheists – NIL

DublinO

Good god someone clear the air here, the last one was funny & simple… this is like a bad Dennis Miller joke

dusktime

The axiom “there are no atheists in foxholes” has apparently been overlooked. Either that or by absence is suggesting atheists don’t ever get drafted. Also it isn’t a pie chart. It’s a bar graph.

Gouki4u

@dusktime: That’s not an argument against atheism. It’s an argument against foxholes.

dusktime

: So your contention is that all atheists are pacifists? You could make a believer out of me!

nyoki

@goatsgomoo : LOL

@dusktime: Pay attention, you’re falling behind the curve.

Paul_Is_Drunk

Ha! Better.

@dusktime: Funny. The last I was almost killed, my (possible) last thoughts had very little to do with religion. In fact, they were more like,
“FuuuuuuuuuuuuuuUUUUUUUCKKKKK!!!”

dusktime

I suppose many concientious objectors could be pacifists and so atheists as well, but the army makes them serve in non-combattant roles like medics. I saw in “Saving Private Ryan” medics get into foxholes to treat the wounded so that right there proves it could not be a universal law that are no atheists in foxholes. After that movie I heard Tom Hanks became like a God in Hollywood. So there were then fewer atheists in in the movie industry.

The logic of it all adds up I guess.

Vent

I swear I saw something similar to this awhile back and 100% was “Atheist watching a sporting event.”

I may have imagined that, but it makes more sense.

nyoki

@dusktime: You’re kidding…right? Please tell me you’re not serious.

Phyreblade

lol…

HoChunk

For the last bar, “Athiest is infiltrating a cult”, read on for lulz:

www.alternet.org/story/84043/an_atheist_goes_undercover_to_join_the_flock_of_mad_pastor_john_hagee/

phaed

I suppose “Atheist accepting his Oscar” was way off the chart.