Pimp Ass Coffin

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    endlesstirade

    this makes my soul cry a little. loooooove how there’s a cop or security guard or whatevs near the casket.

    SumoSnipe

    Willy, we hardly knew you.

    Dreth

    Here lies
    “A Pimped Named Slickback”
    Blessed be all whom he struck down.

    nyoki

    Is it just perspective or is that coffin really small? I realize he’s sitting up but it still seems rather short.

    vd00d

    His legs were misplaced from a rock-crusher accident, so to save on costs they used a children’s coffin.

    the3g_ipwn

    *pours out a lil liquor*

    greenie

    But will it take off?

    njch412

    Lol, only if that were a real coffin and real dead guy sitting in there, that would be hilarious.

    -1 point for bad anti-pimping demonstration by 5-0

    compasseagle89

    pimp or not, what the hell is an ass coffin?

    Pants

    Totally says wimp on it you guise.

    Luke Magnifico

    Looks kinda like cake.

    Macol

    Its not “Pimp”, its “Entrepreneur”

    gregsauce

    yo dawg, i heard you were dead so we put a coffin inside yo car so you can drive while you’re dead.

    MonkeyHitman

    gregsauce: potential.

    does nobody notice? there is a police/sheriff officer next to the dead guy. funeral in jail?

    Luke Magnifico

    Funeral in a jail?

    Jail in a funeral?

    Funeral in a funeral?

    Jail in a jail?

    Who knows?

    boomerang

    “Willie the Wimp”

    Willie the Wimp was buried today,
    They laid him to rest in a special way.
    Sent him off in the finest style
    That casket-mobile really drove ’em wild
    Southside Chicago will think of him often
    Talkin’ ’bout Willie the Wimp and his Cadillac coffin,
    Willie the Wimp and his Cadillac coffin

    That casket, it looked like a fine Seville
    He had a vanity license and a Cadillac grille
    Willie was propped up in the driver’s seat
    He had diamonds on his fingers and a smile sweet
    Fine red suit had the whole town talkin’
    Talkin’ ’bout Willie the Wimp and his Cadillac coffin
    Willie the Wimp and his Cadillac coffin

    Oh, Cadillac to Heaven he was wavin’ the banner
    He left like he lived, in a lively manner
    With a-hundred dollar bills in his fingers tight
    He had flowers for wheels and a-flashin’ headlights
    He been wishin’ for wings, no way he was walkin’
    Talkin’ ’bout Willie the Wimp and his Cadillac coffin
    Yeah, Willie the Wimp and his Cadillac coffin

    Phyreblade

    He really should have sprung for the 22″ gold spinners…

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