Is There Ever Too Much Bacon?

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For those times when there just isn\’t enough bacon.

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    KommissarKvC

    good question

    Is there ever too much bacon?

    flintlocke

    More importantly, is the “free toy” made of bacon?

    Puulaahi

    I don’t understand the obsession with bacon.

    NoOneInParticular

    @Puulaahi: Clearly you’ve never had GOOD bacon then. 🙂

    KommissarKvC

    crispy bacon FTW

    Sticky

    @KommissarKvC:
    I prefer my bacon chewy, honestly.

    flintlocke

    @Puulaahi: I only have one word for you: bacon.

    Stolid

    Turkey bacon FTW… I love bacon, but don’t eat pig..

    Phyreblade

    Ever too much bacon?

    Quick answer: No.
    Brief answer: Absolutely not.
    Long answer: BACON IS THE MANNA OF THE GODS AND THE SUSTENANCE OF KINGS. I PITY THE FOOL WHO SAYS OTHERWISE!

    marcuserektus

    And hey, the new South Pole record holders ate a 7K calorie a day diet made up mostly of deep fried bacon! So, there!

    Puulaahi

    I’d rather have biscuits and gravy.

    KommissarKvC

    @Puulaahi:
    youre just a f**king heathen

    lolz

    PUULAAHI< WORSHIP YOUR LORD AND MASTER: BACON

    Phyreblade

    @Puulaahi: BLASPHEMY!!! You shall burn for your sacrilege!!

    KommissarKvC

    *turns Phyreblade into Bacon and makes him the BaconLord for Puulaahi to obey

    Phyreblade

    @KommissarKvC: Noooooo, you cannot turn me into bacon. That’s a no win. I’ll have my followers always wanting a piece of me, and even worse, I might be tempted to snack on myself every time I got a little peckish…

    KommissarKvC

    *puts Phyrebacon into a frying pan with eggs*

    Phyreblade

    @KommissarKvC: OK PHAIL. First, because Phyreblade is not bacon.
    Second because the Bacon ALWAYS goes into the pan first, BEFORE the eggs…

    PHAIL bacon and eggs Breakfast is PHAIL!!

    KommissarKvC

    @Phyreblade:
    1] You are PhyreBacon, end of story
    2] as long as both get cooked, i dont care what order they get done in
    3] i dont eat bacon/eggs for breakfast, i have it for lunch

    now just relax and be good food

    Phyreblade

    @KommissarKvC: Ah… See, there’s your problem right thar. You need to start your day with bacon… I think your life would be much more fulfilling if you had a good bacon and eggs breakfast every morning. 🙂