Reading Calvin and Hobbes with your microwave isn’t normal – but on meth it is

Reading Calvin and Hobbes with your microwave isn't normal - but on meth it is


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    Sticky

    “On meth it is” is one of the stupidest text/image combos out there.

    deuce

    How is insulting my intelligence with banal non-sequiturs supposed to keep me off drugs? I almost wanna start meth just to spite these stupid cunts.

    Kishi

    It’s too bad that no one hangs out with their microwaves more often.

    goatsgomoo

    Misspelling “Hobbes” when you are looking at the correct spelling isn’t normal… But on meth it is.

    Shanghai_Factor

    What’s a “Hoobes?”

    deleted_user

    I hung out with my mycrowave once, in my room. But that was just to take out the stupid annoying speaker.

    nyoki

    Shanghai_Factor: Hobbes’ drug addicted twin.

    SuperAmmo

    If reading calvin and hobbes meant I had to hold a microwave, I’d do it without a second thought.
    Besides that guy is clearly a healthy dude, not a crackhead.

    deleted_user

    SuperAmmo: Shows how much you actually know about meth.

    outofocus

    That guy is kind of cute in a “If I was 5 years younger” sort of way.

    I just bought a microwave. I’m thinking maybe I should hang out with it and make sure it feels comfortable and safe here.

    nyoki

    outofocus: Absolutely. A microwave that feels unloved will do some messed up things to your dinner.

    outofocus

    nyokki: Dang! Good to know. I’m inexperienced in the ways of the microwave. I even asked lotuseater last night if I could cook rice with it since my rice cooker melted with the oven.

    heh heh

    Jesus Christ

    I have a copy of that Calvin and Hobbes. Shit is so cash.

    Billy Manic

    I lol’d

    deleted_user

    This is more like something you would do on shrooms or ecstasy.

    Annarchy

    I have that copy of Calvin and Hobbes too. Now i just need to find the right microwave to read it with.

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