Fleshlight Motivational Poster

publish in Images on November 23rd, 2008 by Demon | Report Post
Tags:Motivational Posters, Sexy

when you’re too lazy to go outside and find a whore

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Namelis1

14 years ago

NSFW tag please

flintlocke

14 years ago

Oooh, delicious cupcakes.

Hey, wait…

ohmybob

14 years ago

wtf? I’ve never seen the ass-shaped ones before..
I’ve always wanted to stick my finger in a Fleshlight. There’s not much else I can do with it ;_;

Paul_Is_Drunk

14 years ago

How do you clean them? o_O

Special Kail

14 years ago

well… its like fucking a flashlight

The-Penetrator

14 years ago

Lol @... the mouth-shaped one! wonder if its a female or male mouth >:3

zephyr

14 years ago

@...flintlocke: Haha. That’s what I thought.

@...Paul_Is_Drunk: I think the other end unscrews.

Stolid

14 years ago

@zephyr

I see what you did there… lol

ian356094

14 years ago

Great. I’ve always wanted to have sex with my flashlights.

Now, finally, I can.

Tardex

14 years ago

Why are they clear? Do you really want them for the flashlight capabilities?

Tyger42

14 years ago

Lazy? More like rather fond of being free from STD’s. :p And, besides, if you’ve ever seen some of the hookers around where I live… *shudder* The term is “two bagger”.

nyoki

14 years ago

@...zephyr: So, you screw one end, unscrew the other…null set?

AgZed

14 years ago

@...ohmybob: Those ass-shaped ones are seriously fucked up. I mean, what would you think when you were having your way with it? “Huh. So this is what anal with a baby feels like.” That is fucked.

flintlocke

14 years ago

If it came in blue, it would be like poking your own little Smurfette.

Yeah, I think like that.

nyoki

14 years ago

@...flintlocke: I don’t think it comes at all.

pedantic

14 years ago

@...nyokki: I see what you did threr.

Interesting they have two versions for necrophiliacs.

WistfulD

14 years ago

Y’know, I would never buy one, but what’s the big deal? Virtually every female I know has a silicone and electronic masturbation aid. How is this different?

ohmybob

14 years ago

@...Paul_Is_Drunk: The squishy bit comes out so you can rinse it, etc.

@...WistfulD: Some of us aren’t so lucky 🙁

zephyr

14 years ago

@...ohmybob: Seriously, they’re not that hard to find.

deleted_user

14 years ago

Those are some loose ass vagina replicas!

ohmybob

14 years ago

@...zephyr: Well, the one I want is $65. I don’t have a job and then there’s the issue of ordering it and getting it past my parents..

zephyr

14 years ago

@...ohmybob: I looked up a nearby store, got a ride from a friend, and clipped a couple coupons. And, if there’s not a store nearby, most companies offer discreet payment options and shipping–and you can arrange for it to be sent to a friend who doesn’t have to get it past anybody. But not having a job could be a problem, yeah.

j_bryon

14 years ago

I don’t have a Flesh Light but I do have a similar silicone “device” and let me say that, um, THEY ROCK! I almost hate jacking off with my hand alone anymore!