Your Mouse After Surfing Porn

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    maxcw

    porn is so much better when you’re not jacking your mouse off.

    the3g_ipwn

    Internet Porn: Boosting the sale of Left Handed Mouses since 1991.

    Flickerdart

    Uh..there’s steam coming out of it and steam bubbles forming around the mouse. That’s clearly a boiling coil shaped like a mouse.

    vincent.ex2

    @Flickerdart: or it’s adobe… we’ll never know…

    ohmybob

    I’m left handed but use the mouse right-handed. So I win.

    the3g_ipwn

    : Yes, yes you do. I only hope that from time to time it’s EPIC WIN!

    tiki god

    @the3g_ipwn:
    @ohmybob:
    I’m always surprised that everyone isn’t ambidextrous when it comes to masturbation.

    ohmybob

    @tiki god: I would imagine that most girls are. It comes in handy.

    elzarcothepale

    @ohmybob:
    you’d be surprised how many times I come in hand-y.

    the3g_ipwn

    @tiki god:

    I am a natural righty, however a few years back, I suffered an injury to my right hand at work. I lost my ring finger on my right hand and had to learn to fly solo left handed. I am nowhere near as coordinated lefty as I am righty so now I get to choose between a cripple and a retard.

    dogolopee

    i thought it was only supposed to burn when i pee

    tiki god

    @the3g_ipwn:
    I got to be a lefty/righty when I realized that I had two hands and why be greedy with just one.

    also it felt weird/different with a different hand, and that’s what a good orgasm is all about.