David Vs Goliath

David Vs Goliath


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    Brevity Truta

    Looks like David’s been dragged out of bed (with sheet in tow) for the shot of what is obviously a heady victory.

    dub_1211

    stupid daywalkers… always killing.

    PanikAttac

    The best part about this is that he has a Jew-Fro… adds an authenticity to the shot.

    Tyger42

    Looks like Napoleon Dynamite… :p

    Puulaahi

    Goliath penis head.

    dieAntagonista

    Man this picture is fricken awesome. I mean, how badass can you be. Should I ever have a son, I always wanted to name him after David. Whether it’s true or not, most of the stories in the bible are pure win.

    AgZed

    Is it me, or does David look kinda pissed off that someone went & interrupted his ‘victory celebrations’ to pose with that nasty ass head?

    Also, something that corpsified should still be bleeding, should it? CSI FTL.

    Awesome1

    That is one epic foto

    Awesome1

    “David is here to give you great head”

    Drewlicious

    Well I’m surprised no one has said where this came from yet so I’ll enlighten the world ~ It’s from Charlie White. If you don’t know who that is, google him. His work is so bad ass, all creepy like this. Even better is the Adidas commercial he directed. It is on youtube under “Adicolor pink.” Look it up for awesome creepy-ness.

    w0x

    Hey morons, did you notice the thing with the blood?

    The head is ONLY bleeding where he is standing. So either it magicly decided to cut itself off and fly itself on a big ass magic rug to that place, or….ITS A SHOOP!

    sylvanish

    @w0x: Maybe there are blood drops ‘below’ the camera frame? Maybe it was in a bag or on a pillow or something for transport to the spot where the picture was to be taken? He’s posing for his victory, letting it drip in that spot for dramatic effect, but doesn’t mean any sensible person wants a trail of giant blood all down their hallways. Obviously a servant will dutifully scrub the floor clean after the picture is finished as well.

    TGGeko

    Story of the greatest critical hit EVER!

    Alec Dalek

    I wonder what really happened that day, assuming there ever was a David and a Goliath? Maybe it was a standard one-on-one combat and David was losing, and then he got in a critical hit, and so that’s how the story was remember and passed down.

    dieAntagonista

    @AlecDalek:
    Me too. I think it did happen, the way it’s described in the bible. Only the giant part obviously can’t be true.
    Maybe it was an exceptionally tall man.
    Or David and all the other people were actually Hobbits, and Goliath was the normal person.
    Ok screw that, I have no idea.

    peatpunk

    www.charliewhite.info/

    this guy is awesome, I love his stuff.

    warren

    Some guys will do anything to give a willowy teen boy head.

    deuce

    Struggling to find the true source of any fable is a vain and irrelevant task.

    Lakiamia

    According to the Bible, David was damn sexy. (It even uses those exact words in the KJV.) I’m not seeing it here. Therefore, this picture is biblically inaccurate. Get that skinny-ass dork out and replace him with someone who fits the description, then you may have something.