LHC Fleshlight


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    Ayaq

    I don’t need a fleshlight to make particles collide, if you catch my drift.

    zephyr

    Not really interested in sticking my junk in there.

    (Nice reflection.)

    deleted_user

    I’d hit it.

    Zen

    Man, just thinking about this gives me a hadron.

    Nemo Intermundorum

    Win

    one

    It looks like it’ll eat whatever you stick in there.

    terwilligher

    the joke where i say how much i’ve always wanted a black hole seems too easy.

    zen and zephyr, you win the internets. hilarious.

    Tyger42

    Okay, so what the hell is it -really-?

    TheLotusEater725

    @ tyger.

    Some photos of the US army’s attempt at building a real life Death Star leaked out on the internet a few years ago. This is a Flux capacitor that aides in stabilizing the Hyper-fusion reactor that generates the energy neccesary to slice a planet in half, or in this case explode it.

    one

    LOL @ lotus

    dieAntagonista
    Namelis1

    Now that’s a big bang! *rimshot*

    nyoki

    @thelotuseater725: lmao
    @Tyger42: You really don’t know?

    Puulaahi

    You want me to stick my what where?

    dieAntagonista

    @Puulaahi: what what in the butt

    w0x

    @Zen:

    fucking yes.

    Tyger42

    @nyokki: No, I don’t know. Some of the comments imply some kind of sex toy, but, as I don’t exactly use a lot of them, I can’t say I recognize what’s pictured.

    TrayShadix

    Yeah. Tis a sex toy. Ads pop up for them on a shitload of websites. You probably just don’t recognize it with the vagina on top of it. I guess this is what it looks like when you clean it. While it’s creepy as hell, I mean, woman have a million options for self service and men have a hand. I guess this is their attempt to even it out.

    zephyr

    @TrayShadix: Uh.