LHC Fleshlight

Added on November 8th, 2008 by florinemotley | Report Post
Tags:Humor, Technology

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Ayaq (#4276)

15 years ago

I don’t need a fleshlight to make particles collide, if you catch my drift.

zephyr (#5280)

15 years ago

Not really interested in sticking my junk in there.

(Nice reflection.)

deleted_user (#667)

15 years ago

I’d hit it.

Zen (#2936)

15 years ago

Man, just thinking about this gives me a hadron.

Nemo Intermundorum (#3011)

15 years ago

@Zen

Win

one (#3779)

15 years ago

It looks like it’ll eat whatever you stick in there.

terwilligher (#3649)

15 years ago

the joke where i say how much i’ve always wanted a black hole seems too easy.

zen and zephyr, you win the internets. hilarious.

Tyger42 (#4564)

15 years ago

Okay, so what the hell is it -really-?

TheLotusEater725 (#1616)

15 years ago

@... tyger.

Some photos of the US army’s attempt at building a real life Death Star leaked out on the internet a few years ago. This is a Flux capacitor that aides in stabilizing the Hyper-fusion reactor that generates the energy neccesary to slice a planet in half, or in this case explode it.

one (#3779)

15 years ago

LOL @... lotus

dieAntagonista (#)

15 years ago

@...thelotuseater725: lmfao

Namelis1 (#39)

15 years ago

Now that’s a big bang! *rimshot*

nyoki (#3444)

15 years ago

@...thelotuseater725: lmao
@...Tyger42: You really don’t know?

Puulaahi (#4552)

15 years ago

You want me to stick my what where?

dieAntagonista (#)

15 years ago

@...Puulaahi: what what in the butt

w0x (#974)

15 years ago

@...Zen:

fucking yes.

Tyger42 (#4564)

15 years ago

@...nyokki: No, I don’t know. Some of the comments imply some kind of sex toy, but, as I don’t exactly use a lot of them, I can’t say I recognize what’s pictured.

TrayShadix (#3416)

15 years ago

Yeah. Tis a sex toy. Ads pop up for them on a shitload of websites. You probably just don’t recognize it with the vagina on top of it. I guess this is what it looks like when you clean it. While it’s creepy as hell, I mean, woman have a million options for self service and men have a hand. I guess this is their attempt to even it out.