Mountain Dew Closet

Added on October 6th, 2008 by Kisama | Report Post
Tags:Food, Mountain Dew, WTF

Took us 7 months to drink all this.

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storminator (#2681) (MCS+)

15 years ago

my friend was found dead- holding a can of mountain dew…

GrimGrimes (#1272)

15 years ago

I heard too much of that lowers your sperm count…so I take it the guys who drank all that are sterile now…

BowToMe (#1755)

15 years ago

Oh my gentle Jesus …

Puulaahi (#4552)

15 years ago

My uncle drinks nothing but Mountain Dew.

natedog (#1905)

15 years ago

TYPE 2 DIABEETUS

diabeetus (#1628)

15 years ago

You called?

deleted_user (#667)

15 years ago

I heard it makes your dick shrink…I love the taste of code red and original but I need a REAL caffeine fix. nos ftw

Q-delta (#741)

15 years ago

My word! Didn’t you get, you know, tired of it? xD Also, why the hell would you want that much Mountain Dew…?

deleted_user (#667)

15 years ago

@...Q-delta: Do you get tired of your favorite drink?

SumoSnipe (#4452)

15 years ago

5 years ago I had a closet filled like that, but it was Surge. I’m down to my last 12 pack.

hvymetal86 (#2348)

15 years ago

Holy shit that is a huge amount of Dew. I’m pretty sure the sperm count thing is just a temporary effect (you stop drinking it it goes back to normal) and it takes a whole fuck load to do anything to that in the first place.

@deleted_user
eh, nos is ok, but a REAL caffeine fix is Bawls, which tastes much better than nos too.

deleted_user (#667)

15 years ago

@...hvymetal86: I read some thing on the cocaine drink site that said bawls had the least amount of caffeine…

Paul_Is_Drunk (#796)

15 years ago

Am I the only one that drinks coffee?

Kisama (#991)

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15 years ago

Had a friend who bought a pallet of Mt Dew at the Commissary during a bulk sale. Between the constant LAN parties and his unwillingness to drink anything else, we managed to finish it off.