Damn. I have some work to do here.

Maß or maßkrug is correct. Mass is acceptable if pronounced correctly. The 1 liter is correct.

Completely wrong on the alcohol content. Festbier is not weak, although it drinks like it is weak. E.g. Weihenstephaner festbier (the beer your likely to drink at Octoberfest) is almost 6% ABV. Same goes for Spaten Fetsbier.

Bayern ist total Geil. Baden-Württemberg is nicht so Schleccht, aber es war besser als Königsreich Württemberg (furchtlos und treu!). Stuttgart is auch Geil, aber es ist kein München. (as a side note – Bavaria has the best education in all of Germany – unlike Texas)

Womans beer??? Hacker-Pschorr is one of the better beers in München. The brewery was founded before Columbus was born, let alone discovered America. Hacker-Pschorr Festbier is typically 5.8% ABV. Definitely not woman beer. Unless you mean Bavarian woman beer. But that is a woman who could kick your ass. They look cute in a Dirndl.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hacker-Pschorr_Brewery

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