Captain Communism

305.jpg (70 KB)


Send to Facebook | Send To Twitter
  • Twitch

     
  • Leave A Comment

    Subscribe
    Notify of
    21 Comments
    Inline Feedbacks
    View all comments
    efraiel

    OMG HE ATE POLAND!

    MrDooves

    He is a Capitalist in disguise! No Communist could get so fat!

    Namelis1

    Never forget poland.

    Puulaahi

    Russians get fat. One word: Vodka.

    ogie

    no russian can get that fat UNTIL they move to America and wear stretched out Track suits.

    dieAntagonista

    Lmfao

    But yea, this picture is inaccurate. Obese people can’t be communists. Except if they’re the leader of a country maybe.

    MrDooves

    Vodka has 0 calories.

    MrDooves

    Not to mention, Russia is not a communist country…
    that we’re aware of…

    dieAntagonista

    Yes besides I don’t think this guy is Russian, notice the tan. I mean, in Russia they don’t enjoy sunlight right?

    suicydking

    That’s correct. In Soviet Russia, sunlight enjoys you!

    natedog

    the main effect of alcohol is to reduce the amount of fat your body burns for energy.

    outofocus

    Alcohol screws with your blood sugar… over time a heavy drinker can become insulin resistant which makes it easier for them to gain than to lose weight… and it’s all downhill from there.

    People who think they are being responsible about their weight by drinking the clear alcohols are fooling themselves and no one else.

    The Matrix: Rebooted

    Vodka has calories. Ethanol is metabolized into acetaldehyde and then into acetic acid. Acetic acid is esterified with coenzyme A to produce acetyl CoA. Which enters into the Krebs cycle to produce energy.

    MrDooves

    I wasn’t talking about the long term effects of alcohol abuse. Vodka by itself is almost free of fat and calories. Its what you choose as a mix, and what you decide to eat after a drink that will effect your metabolism. You mix all your drinks in cola, and eat bar food all night, you can’t really blame the Vodka.

    The Matrix: Rebooted

    No. Vodka is free of fat and carbohydrates, but alcohol itself is metabolized to produce energy, hence it has calories. Yes, you can get fat just be drinking pure alcohol (if you didn’t die of alcohol poisoning first).

    MrDooves

    It seems like you argue the exception instead of the rule. Though you do agree with my original statement. Perhaps some of the real hardcore straight drinkers might be able to pile on pounds from only drinking Vodka, but its not so much vodka, as the lack of any normal healthy consumption that would cause negative side effects?

    Marrock

    Drink enough and you’ll lose a few pounds when you shit out your liver.

    General X

    THIS GUY RULES

    (with an iron fist!)

    legba

    LOVE SAUSAGE!!!! (Garth Ennis FTW)

    KommissarKonrad

    You could gain weight in a communist country

    a few years back, a russian boxer put on a bit of weight by eating a surplus of potatoes

    Soldato-J

    All hail Captain Soviet!

  • Here's a few awesome images!