i gotta say, check your levels.

cutting out hair is tricky. i rate this job a 7.5/10.

not bad, except for the legs, done really badly, to the point that she looks 2 dimensional.

Why bother with photoshop if she still doesn’t look hot?

hahahahahahahahahahahahahh.
I love reality.
Have you ever seen something so fucked up and horrible it makes you laugh?
Reality is like that.

Wow…the background is red.

Maybe if she gained a severely unhealthy 150 lbs she’d be more attractive to MCS visitors?

I almost forgot…I’m sure no one will believe me, so I don’t know why even I’m posting this, but: I fucked her. It was almost exactly a year ago. I was visiting a friend who goes to law school at UCLA. We went out to a S and M club (which is one of the few non-nerdy I do well). After dancing a bit, she told me her name and there was a pause, like I should be impressed, and she said, “does it matter what my name is? You’re a barely passable middle class asshole who should feel fucking… Read more »

should have forgone the background change…

“middle class asshole who should feel fucking lucky he doesn’t have to pay for pussy”.
Self-contradictory sentence is self-contradictory. It’s actually rich assholes who pay for it (eg Eliot Spitzer, Heidi Fleiss’s clients). Middle-class assholes have to rely on wit and charm.

No middle class assholes just pay less and get uglier whores (eg: Detroit).

Not self contradictory.

No amount of Photoshop can save that pissed floor mop.

thats nikki webster. I hate her; so very, very, very much

why did they make her so shiny??? 0_o

@AUS BUTT
You Phail.
Grissom *ALWAYS* finds them…

Naw poor nicki webster; she sang at the olympics and was never cool again….