100 Years Ago – Chatter Woman

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    What do you say to a woman with 2 black eyes?
    Nothing you can say if she didn’t listen the first 2 times.


    why are women’s feet so small?

    so they can get closer to the stove.

    why are aprons white?

    so the bitch matches the dishwasher.

    TrAyVon'S GhOSt, nuCca

    “Woman inspires us to great things…and prevents us from achieving them.”
    Alexandre Dumas

    What do you do when your dishwasher breaks?
    You hit her.

    TrAyVon'S GhOSt, nuCca

    Link is broken. I think it’s the accent grave over the e.


    “No matter how good she looks, some other guy is sick and tired of putting up with her crap.”
    – Author Unknown


    Finally, a thread where we can all agree!

    Female-inspired misanthropy is mankind’s one remaining source of unity and harmony.

    Jah bless.


    Yeah! Always going on about their shoes and their hair and their–

    Wait, where am I? This doesn’t look like the kitchen.


    What do women and computers have in common?
    You never learn to appreciate them until they go down on you for the first time.

    What is that useless skin called that surrounds the vagina?
    The woman.

    When do you buy a woman a watch?
    You don’t, theres a clock on the stove.

    What’s the first thing a woman does when she gets back from the battered women’s clinic?
    The goddamn dishes if she knows what’s good for her.


    Hey, I’m a girl. 🙁
    And you are all absolutely correct.
    Back to the kitchen with me.


    i like my women battered then fried : )

    Alec Dalek

    No one has a right to hit anyone else, but fuck, why can’t judges admonish those that just beg for it? If you cross the street without looking, it’s your fault if you get hit.


    I like my women like I like my coffee.

    Ground up and in my freezer.

    Billy Manic

    The better version of that joke goes

    What do you tell a women with two black eyes?
    Nothing. You already told her twice.

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