Don’t piss your smoke on me!

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Cigarette smoke is the residue of your pleasure.
It fouls the air, my clothes, hair and lungs without my consent.
I too have pleasures. One of which is beer.
The residue of beer is urine.
Would you be annoyed if I stood on a chair
and pissed on your head and clothes without your consent?

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    I too have pleasures. One of which is food.
    The residue of food is shit.
    Would you be annoyed if I stood on a chair and took a massive colon blow on your head and clothes without your consent? Even if you were German?

    TrAyVon'S GhOSt, nuCca

    There’s almost as much money to be made in government grants for being anti smoking as there is in manufacturing cigarettes now. Kind of like there’s money to be had in alternative fuels. The lesson is if you can’t beat them or join them just demonize them to the cry baby public and then convince said cry baby public to buy your equally bullshit alternative. Don’t smoke. Watch our ads instead. We’re freedom fighters in BMWs. Don’t drive BMWs yourself though they’re bad. Drive this hybrid instead. I know they’re great because they run on the batteries I have substantial… Read more »


    so, what you’re saying is…that the cake is a lie?

    TrAyVon'S GhOSt, nuCca

    That’s too weird. I just told gudis in another thread to go get is some cake while he reads up on what a socialist is.

    The cake is not only a lie…its a psychic force governing our every move.


    That boy needs a lot more than cake if he’s to have any chance of making it in the world.


    Man there is a huuuuuuuge difference between second hand smoke and urine. anti-smokers piss me the fuck off. Pompous fags.


    Smokers piss me off. Inconsiderate fags.

    You are right, its not the same, but its still bad.


    I’m an anti-smoker and I’ve never said anything that stupid before.

    If someone peed on me, I’d break their nose. I’ve never done that to a smoker for smoking.


    I fell a compulsion to piss on that sign.


    I smoke, but I try to be considerate about it. I never smoke indoors (not a fan of the smell of stale smoke anyway), I stand far enough away from buildings for it not to drift back inside, I always try to stand away from people, and despite being 6ft5in, I always blow my smoke upwards to minimize the odds of someone catching a smoke cloud to the face, but some people are just dicks. I was waiting for the bus yesterday, but I stood outside the empty bus shelter anyway, because I wanted to have a smoke. The shelter… Read more »


    Your comment taken literally restates sign. Anti-smokers piss you off. Which in doing so, as a second hand effect, would likely extinguish the smoke.


    I’m gonna have to go with Agzed. I’m a pretty heavy smoker, but it’s rude to smoke around people who don’t want to be breathing in smoke.

    Yeah, Magnus is right (I’m reluctantly conceding) in saying that the nutjob activists who make retardo TV commercials push it to far.

    But that’s a lot different from some restaurant that doesn’t want you to smoke on their porch. You gotta respect that.

    Also I’m pretty sure the sign is meant to be funny, not literal.