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America’s Army at E3

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America's Army at E3


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    gor

    Good finger control.

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    purple banana

    LOL. For some reason I always kind of laugh when there’s a picture of a ridiculously large or neat gun with a chick holding it, and the random comment, ‘Good finger control’ pops up. It’s something so incredibly easy, not requiring skill, really, and it always seems to pop up. Either that, or the smoke ride on the way home from night shift makes me laugh at weird things 😛

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    natedog

    no way those boots are spec.

    fucking attention whore

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    DanTheSysAdmin

    I knew the hottie looked familiar, she’s the inestimable and toothsome Xeni Jardin of bOING bOING, Wired and NPR. All those looks and she’s a hard core geekster. Source of the photo is her flickr feed.

    I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again, Tiki has great taste in women.

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    The Matrix: Rebooted


    Those are some industrial strength beer goggles you’ve got on.

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    garbledxmission

    Yeah, she’s got a face that looks like a hatful of smashed assholes.

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    DanTheSysAdmin

    She’s got confidence, short hair, geek cred, an athletic build and a friggin’ sniper rifle. So go ahead, be a hater. Just avoid open spaces.

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    Ollie

    The army: Where we give you the choice to either kill people who you don’t fully know the motivations of in morally questionable circumstances after which you will have to live with the guilt of being a murderer for the rest of your life, or watch you and your friends be tore to shreds by round after round of heavy machine gun fire for a war you never understood anywaOH LOOK BIG COOL GUN HOT LADY JOIN THE ARMY TODAY KIDS!!!

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    garbledxmission

    She has confidence because she’s armed. She has short hair because she looks like a friggin muppet and the all have crazy hair. She has geek cred because when you look like that, computers/games/dark rooms are likely your future career. She has the build of Olive Oyle from Popeye, not an athelete. And if she fired that thing, it’d probably blow her back about 10 feet, with or without a suppressor, so no, I’m not all that worried about going outside.
    No hate involved, I just don’t find her attractive. She’s got a great face for radio, tho.

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    FlyingMantisShrimp

    Dan…to each his own and all…but geez, man…

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    The Matrix: Rebooted

    “geek cred”
    Pretentious hipster bloggers do not have geek cred by any definition.

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    Caio

    Be careful…. she is familiar with *all* internet traditions.

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    garbledxmission

    Damn, I just realised, she looks like a young Carol Channing!

    Ewwwwww!

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    DanTheSysAdmin

    reboot, didn’t realize you were the arbiter of such things. I’ll start running all technical reputation credit operations through you for a thorough vetting. I always wondered who appointed the cool people to their cooldom.

    garbledxmission, you are spending way too much time convincing yourself you wouldn’t hit it.

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    garbledxmission

    Ok Dan, we get it, you have a muppet fetish. That’s ok man, I’m not here to judge how you live your life or what things you stick it into. Just quit trying to convince us to join the googly eyes hump squad.

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    Hepathos

    Why is Chewbacca’s retarded cousin doing there?

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