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A mutant fish.

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Supposedly some kids caught this fish in Alberta Canada somewhere near where an oil company is drilling. Everyone says the oil company is to blame but how do they know that it just isn’t one of them crazy “natural” mutations.


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    rebelyell2006

    “Natural,” as in marrying your cousin natural?

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    userwhat

    …how is this sexy?

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    TrikYodz

    “natural” as in getting diareaah when you look at a vagina natural?

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    rebelyell2006

    Perhaps it is sexy because people like incestuous fish offspring.

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    Deleted_User

    Just gotta wait and see if more turn up before you blame the oil company. Cuz 1 could just be a freak accident, but multiple mutant fish would be a different story.

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    Pants

    “natural” as in zombie buttsecks natural?

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    natedog

    ALL MUTATIONS ARE HEALTHY.

    THIS IS EVOLUTION IN ACTION.

    THIS IS THE FISH OF THE FUTURE.

    because it can nom the hell out of you

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    Caio

    You’ve never seen an Alberta river I take it. Did you know the Elbow river used to have life in it? That is the most disgusting river I’ve ever smelled in my life and it feeds right into the Bow.

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    Awesome1

    doesn’t something have to be radioactive or shit to mutate stuff? i mean, oil could poison, but cz mutashunz?

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    Dral

    This is really no different than Yoda the cat, with 4 ears. No one is screaming for anything to be shut down or closed. Sometimes odd things happen, we just happened to find this odd thing, and it happened to be near a oil drilling site.

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    Caio

    Pollution in Lake Athabasca has been an issue for much longer than this. It’s downriver from Ft. Newfie, a major centre of the oil industry, plus there are nearby uranium mines, pulp mills. Apparently the mercury levels are quite high for a northern lake. Also, lots of arsenic.

    Here’s a complaint from January, which details the major contaminants:
    http://www.oag-bvg.gc.ca/internet/English/esd_pet_238_e_30190.html

    An insightful letter:

    http://www.straightgoods.ca/ViewLetter.cfm?REF=92

    Scroll down for a study showing that Athabasca is quite an unproductive and turbid lake:

    http://www.awqa.ca/pages/results/2007-results.php
    http://www.alms.ca/content.php?content=21

    Alberta, in general, has the most relaxed pollution laws in Canada. Trust me, man, I drank Alberta and breathed Alberta air for most of my life. It’s the most disgusting part of Canada.

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    Caio

    Also, Dral, you’re an ignorant cunt.

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    Kidrythm

    Jesus Caio, don’t you ever shut the fuck up?!?

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    Caio

    叫你生孩子沒屁股眼

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    rebelyell2006

    Ниет папа ниет!

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    rebelyell2006

    Haha, two years of Russian down the drain. Shame on me.

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    Awesome1

    CAIO: remember when i told you that you were a cunt, and that your cunt mouth was a cock rodeo. ever since then, you been calling people cunt. i know i didn’t invent the word, but man it’s kind of a coincidence, no?

    also, no one you’ve called a cunt so far has carried on like a cunt, like you do. you need to reserve that word for powerful anger. Dral stated an opinion and didn’t even address you. Makes you sound incredibly foolish…………. cunt-bitch.

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    purple banana

    It’s Blinky’s cousin, Snappy, haha…

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    Awesome1

    http://asliceoflifecartoon.com/?p=47 … website advertised on this site. how wonderfully droll.

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    Caio

    Wait, I can only call people a cunt if someone insults me first? I can’t just observe cunt behaviour unrelated to me and say ‘cunt’? Not where I live, man.

    Anyway, cunt has been my favourite word since likely before you knew what it meant. If you want to see some classic old-school trolling go to forums.kingdomofloathing.com and look for a Kyle posting there ca. 2004.

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    garbledxmission

    If he thinks Alberta is the most digusting part of Canada, then obviously Caio has never been to Toronto during the heavy smog season….

    That city is a filthy, polluted, overcrowded shithole.

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    Awesome1

    caoi: that’s my point. they arent exhibiting cunt behavior. you are. you look like the cunt! big facepalm and you don’t even get it.

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