I’m sure no one will believe me, so I don’t know why even I’m posting this, but:
I fucked it.
It was almost exactly a year ago. I was visiting a friend who works at the dam. We went to a hydroelectric club(which is one of the few non-nerdy I do well) inside of the dam. After dancing a bit, I got a bit sloshed and started talking to the Dam. She told me her name and there was a pause, like I should be impressed, and she said, “you know, from the National Lampoon movie?”. And was I was like, “Yeah, I’m from Seattle.” and she laughed. So I ended up going down to the turbines and sticking my weiner in there.
Anyway, I didn’t realize who she was until I got home and tried to look-up her number on-line.
I think I’ve still got some picture on my old cell phone. I’ll check when I get home.