Sexy Cortana

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    TrikYodz

    oh wow! a real life to scale plasma pistol!

    jediadept

    I’m sure no one will believe me, so I don’t know why even I’m posting this, but:
    I fucked her.
    It was almost exactly a year ago. I was visiting a friend who goes to law school at UCLA. We went out to a salsa club (which is one of the few non-nerdy I do well). After dancing a bit, she told me her name and there was a pause, like I should be impressed, and she said, “you know, from the HALO?”. And was I was like, “Yeah, I’m from Seattle.” and she laughed. So ended up going back to my friend’s apartment, drank some wine, then he took his girlfriend home, and well…
    Anyway, I didn’t realize who she was until I got home and tried to look-up her number on-line.
    I think I’ve still got some picture on my old cell phone. I’ll check when I get home.

    gudis

    Wow, rule 34.

    Exacerbate

    For some reason that never gets old.

    Max

    That’s no plasma pistol.

    FlyingMantisShrimp

    IT’S A SPACE STATION!

    Seth_Dracovitch

    Someone had a lot of time on their hands and someone put it to good use.

    Mootea

    -presses insert key-
    …damn

    GorillaMunch

    wow, what a nice background

    Ollie

    Seth_dracovitch

    Yeah and I bet they’ve got a lot of something else on their hands now LOLROFL Badum Ching!

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