Texas

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There is no pavement. We all ride horses and carry revolvers. Every building is made of wood. The whole state smells of dirt, booze, sweat, and whores. Everyone’s illiterate and proud of it. All the niggers are in shackles and rags. Every town has exactly one prosperous asshole who smirks his way through life. We all drink whisky and gamble on card games. Everyone’s either a farmer or a banker or a blacksmith. We argue only about card games and we settle all arguments with a “fair gunfight.”

Welcome to Texas.

[oh for the love of fuck people, keep your racism to a bare minimum pls —tiki]


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    h_ville

    Haha, I think that bleeds over into northwestern louisiana where i live.

    Lord Cocksworth

    Texas: the land that time is desperately trying to forget.

    goldar

    Way to c-c-c-combo breaker diabeetus.

    the_ducks tyrannical reign is over

    Korinthian

    Are you sure this isn’t India?

    Drew

    that whisky part is actually true. god bless rebel yell.

    Drunkin

    Thats the funniest shit ever. I think from now on when people ask me about Texas I’m going to quote that.

    Goldfinger

    Hey Drunkin, can you tell me something about Texas?

    Drunkin

    Sure douchefinger

    There is no pavement. We all ride horses and carry revolvers. Every building is made of wood. The whole state smells of dirt, booze, sweat, and whores. Everyone’s illiterate and proud of it. All the niggers are in shackles and rags. Every town has exactly one prosperous asshole who smirks his way through life. We all drink whisky and gamble on card games. Everyone’s either a farmer or a banker or a blacksmith. We argue only about card games and we settle all arguments with a “fair gunfight.”

    sutenvulf

    Ask anyone who’s ever been to Texas and they’ll tell you there’s nothing else like it.

    Seth_Dracovitch

    Don’t mess with Texas…. it’s not nice to pick on retards.

    natedog

    if you dont like texas, FUCK YOU

    Korinthian

    The word “incest” actually stems from Texas, but in the end they chose another name for their state capitol.

    The Dude

    FROM TEXAS WITH LOVE.

    To the idiotic posts and the original poster..
    it deeply saddens me to see how ignorant my fellow Americans are. Texas is just another place like any, dont blame us for G.W. Bush. YOU VOTED FOR HIM NOT US. We all knew how crooked he and his family are. 4 Generations of Death, Destruction and furthering idiots like yourself so that you will be to dumb to even realize the things he is doing bluntly in your face.

    I will never read this again and I am sure there will be ignorant replies to this and I dont give a fuck.

    Korinthian

    I think we just got hit by a whine and run.

    natedog

    Texas also gave us Ron Paul

    jascas_

    My thoughts, as a MCS’r and a Texan.

    1) Hilarious post
    2) I’m with ya, Drunkin.
    3) Nice try, Seth – you sound like an idiot now.
    4) Korinthian – you are an idiot, I’m certain.
    5) Mosher…woah there buddy. Easy on the meth.

    Korinthian

    I’m glad someone labeled me with something clever. Texans have no say in this, though, since they are biased (and inbred).

    GrandAdmiralThrawn

    Natedog…

    it is Texas not texas

    marcuserektus

    What I mostly know ’bout Texas: Ozzie whizzed on the Alamo.

    Gilly

    REDNECKS? On my Internet? 🙁

    jose_lucca

    FUCK texas and fuck the ignoramus who posted it for using the word “niggers” you fucking whitetrash cracker asshole.
    And this isn’t a whine and run to all you internet tough guys out there.

    MstrFool

    Here’s a word for you to look up ‘hypocrisy’. How can you complain about the use of the word ‘nigger’ while using ‘whitetrash’ and ‘cracker’? Clearly you do not hold your self to the same standards that you hold the rest of the world to. Personally I found the pic and comment to be rude, offensive and funny. On the up side, you did inspire me to finally create an account.

    dekay46

    Texas: land of terrible pixelation.

    jascas_

    1 vote dekay for best post in thread. nice.

    Korinthian

    jose_lucca: too bad I agree with you, because I’d love to give you the fight you are looking for.

    I’d love a challenge for a change.

    Puulaahi

    Texas is the worst state in America, closely followed by Kentucky and Florida. FYI

    #makecasemdsgreatagain

    FUCK YEAH AND FUCK YOU PUU

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