Amber Amputee

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Who says amputees can’t be sexy?
Her MySpace profile if you care about that sort of thing.


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    Thrella

    Why did she bury the horse???

    Pants

    Yeah, what’s up with the horse?

    Some kind of… Ground horse?

    outofocus

    I have mad respect for people who keep moving forward after losing a limb. My ex-stepdad lost his leg and all he did was whine and troll.

    outofocus

    … and I read her profile … and I need to wash my eyes out with bleach …

    *cries*

    Thrella

    Dude seriously… There’s a horse head sticking out of a hole THAT SHIT IS CREEPING ME OUT FOR REAL!

    Pants

    WHEN YOU SEE IT

    YOU’LL SHIT BRICKS

    Drewlicious

    weak. Bitch better watch out for an earthquake or a strong breeze.

    FlyingMantisShrimp

    Seriously, wtf is with that horse?

    fakez

    is she a world famous cyborg porn celebrity?

    imasucker.wordpress.com/

    CMoorehead

    What gives with the horse??

    TokenWGuy

    She looks like she can take a good sized cock.

    Korinthian

    Ground horse is watching you masturbate to amputee porn.

    CMoorehead

    Ahh, the horse is in The Interspecies Erotic Love Dungeon

    TrikYodz

    OMG
    i rofled so hard today
    this shall be a meme if /b/ has anything to say about it

    diabeetus

    Advertisement agenices will put random stuff into their adverts (like the big elephant in the TI DLP commercials) so that people will talk about them and conjur up theories as to why that random object is in the picture.

    What this basically does in the end is to facilitate discussion of the advert thus spreading the advert more and cementing the advert into the minds of the people that have seen it.

    tl;dr You’re doing all the dirty work for the advertisement agencies.

    Korinthian

    diab: Why wouldn’t we help out? Don’t you care about the poor cripple?

    Alec Dalek

    Meh.

    Drew

    Do you think she works at IHop?

    TrAyVon'S GhOSt, nuCca

    Spread your…leg?

    Her real disability is she’s a typical tadly bitch. A SAW tattoo?

    Oh I get it. Cause it expresses how people should love life the way you do even though ride a bike half as fast as everyone else.

    😐

    Dreth

    The bad part is that she’s hot and she knows it, which takes away her uniqueness (if there was ever any) and makes her a typical common stuck up bitch.

    JudgeSabersmith

    She’s kind of stuck on herself. I mean, yeah it’s wonderful she’s a hot amputee, but I don’t think she’s as neat as she apparently thinks she is.

    You might say, I don’t think she has a leg to stand on in this case.

    Korinthian

    Sounds like someone got dumped by a hot amputee.

    cloudmerchant

    …the fuck?

    CMoorehead

    I hope to see more Ground Horse pop up all over the Internet…I love him and yet I pee fear.

    RSIxidor

    Ground horse will eat the left one soon.

    Redrum Kool-Aid

    There has got to be a name for that way-out in-the-deep-end-of-the-dark-recesses-of-the-internet Equine/Amputee relations. Like… Equiteez or Amputines or Little Pony Stump Fuckers.

    Awesome1

    Like you have one, TokenWGuy

    Awesome1

    that is not a myspace profile. myspace doesn’t use the domain myspaceprofiles.org

    RSIxidor

    Dude, its cached there because the profile is private. Basically, its a way for pervs to still see preteens profiles and pics, yo.

    redxblack

    The horse is a lie. IT’S A TRAP!

    Korinthian

    I always thought that phrase sounds stupid. Kind of like that other one: “Word to your…”. That’s just my opinion, although I’m always right.

    Recondomoe

    Amber is a made up name, her real name is Eileen.

    Jesus Christ

    BRIX WERE SHAT.

    ambahrose

    LOLOLOL! my myspace hasn’t been private in a while but awesome. So this is where it all started?
    www.myspace.com/amberamputee

    girth

    Ground horse