Jizz Lubricant

Jizz Lubricant


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    Gunface01

    Why though?

    RSIxidor

    Notice that it says BOI TOYZ.

    deuce

    It’s not like semen smells that great in the first place… I can’t imagine what fake semen smells like. Ugh.

    cloudmerchant

    once again, i must inform the masses!

    www.lovehoney.co.uk/product.cfm?p=8657

    that’s why.

    bright green

    Rofl the link.

    Howie Feltersnatch

    This is an outstanding product! The best part–4 ounces. That’s one ounce too many to get through airport security. I must buy a bottle! Then, when TSA tries to take it away, I can scream, “You can’t have my jizz! Get your hands off my jizz!!!”

    Dral

    ^ You win.

    Awesome1

    if you get really bored mid-coitus, you can be like, “Oh! I’m done! you were great”, and no one will be the wiser.

    nyoki

    Bored during sex? WTF r u doin’?

    outofocus

    @Dyna-Mole… Now it makes sense!

    Either way, DO NOT WANT

    Awesome1

    nyokki, it sounds like any warm hole willing is probably thrilling for you. however, when a girl just lays there, or anyone for that matter depending on what your into, it is BOOOORREEEEEENG. i would rather beat off if i’m the only one participating.

    RSIxidor

    ^Absolutely agree. If she’s just gonna lay there, then I might as well try the butt sex. If that ain’t gonna work, I’m squirting and leaving as quick as can, cook breakfast for yourself, you lazy bitch who wouldn’t let me butt sex her.

    nyoki


    Any warm hole? I think you’re a little confused about either my gender or my proclivities.

    Awesome1

    nyokki, would you like to try my warm hole? that sounds exciting for both of us.

    nyoki

    Ima confused.

    Awesome1

    just because you don’t have a penis and I don’t have a vagina, doesn’t mean that you can’t be the boy and I can’t be the girl 😀

    Awesome1

    Dammit, I hate that auto smiley face bullshit.

    : D

    that’s better

    nyoki

    Ohhhhhhhhhhhhh…hmmm

    Awesome1

    nyokki, I urge you to consider that some things cannot be unseen before you look at THIS!

    *note: that’s not me.

    nyoki

    HAHAH, I can unsee anusthong. Well, almost anything.

    Awesome1

    Freud was right. who would want to unsee such WIN, amirite?

    ever hear of a wizard sleeve? now you’ve seen the Gandalf of them all.

    nyoki

    I know you’re talking about yourself Dyna-Mole because, while I’m well used, I am also well maintained. 😉

    nyoki

    I see what you mean…damnit ;)D

    Awesome1

    i know. the auto-smily sucketh mansleeve

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