Zooey and her red bike


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    multi_masked

    I would so om nom her if I was straight.

    Oh what the hell.

    OM NOM NOM NOM!

    jayarmstrong

    Those jeans are giving her a “muffin top”. Not a good look.

    jono

    I’d like to ride it.

    The bike’s not bad either.

    st_judas

    It looks like she weighs about 95 lbs soaking wet, FFS, it’s not a muffin-top. She’s just leaning to one side.

    RSIxidor

    The only meat she needs to eat is the one I beat.

    Atrocity

    She’s so pale it’s almost as if she’s transparent.

    Ewww.

    MacheteJak

    Shut your mouth, pale is hot.

    Atrocity

    ^ I respect your opinion and taste Jak, and I’d be a liar if I didn’t agree to some extent.

    But she looks like a live action version of Tim Burtons Corpse Bride….and ironically Helena Bonham Carter rolled into one.

    natedog

    FAT

    burtsmithers

    can we just have an all zooey day?? cuz that would be super.

    wookie_x

    I envy that bicycle seat.

    hvymetal86

    as this is the only pic I recall seeing of her, I’m going with a thumbs down, based upon the fact that her hair looks like shit so do her clothes. Especially the shirt, the shirt is unbearably fucking gross… like it cam from a bad 40’s movie.

    rattybad

    She’s way cute, and she has a great singing voice. However, her acting is mostly a bunch of wobbly eye movements and an eerie, shaky voice. She was fine in Elf, good in Tin Man, but now she’ll be in that M. Night Shyamalan movie coming out, which breaks her momentum of roles with promise. Blech…Shyamalan.

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