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AliceH
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😀

asdf
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i wonder how he mows his lawn

RoQ
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hell yeah

Stolid
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Stolid
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Uh-oh.. WW Syndrome..

Smedlorificus
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And so the world goes to crap. Man the spaceships.

What the hell does the picture have to do with global warming?

Howie Feltersnatch
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WTF? Am I supposed to recognize the house? What does “act like it’s a crisis” mean anyway?

Tony
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I think it’s supposed to be Al Gore’s home, but it’s not. Political hacks are pretty stupid, so you’ll have to forgive them.

In Al’s defense, his home serves as a headquarters for a lot of the shit he works on, and houses databases (that means a good amount of power eating servers) for global warming and climate change. He recently did do some changes to his house to make more eco-friendly.

Smedlorificus
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I assume “act like it’s a crisis” means parking a tank at the side of the road in order to blow up SUVs or some such, Mr Feltersnatch. Oh, now I get it. Your name’s a joke!

Howie Feltersnatch
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Blowing up SUVs…now there’s a movement I can really support! Count me in.

What’s funny about my name? It’s what my Mom (Ida Feltersnatch) gave me when I was born. I come from a long line of Feltersnatches.

Sticky
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Yes, Mr. Feltersnatch, but you see, assuming you were given the name “Howard,” shortened to “Howie,” it becomes “Howie Feltersnatch” which elongated phonetically becomes something akin to “How he felt her snatch.”

You can see that your name sounds like a rather well-constructed pun rather than a true name.

MikeBabaguh
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I’ll start appreciating these sorts of announcements when I start recognizing the images in them.

MacheteJak
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^ That’s what I’m saying.

juiceyfruit
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hay why’s my house on the internet you guys

dieAntagonista
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dieAntagonista

Bullshit. Whether anybody acts like it’s a crisis or not, as soon as it really is one, acting like it is one won’t help you anymore. Dumb person is dumb.

V3N0M
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V3N0M

The only relevance to global warming I can think of in that picture is that it might look like a cow farm with those fences… um… that’s it.

Also, to whoever made it, if scorching summer heat and tornadoes where there have never been tornadoes before aren’t a crisis (I will not mention any mainstream disasters since I think you’re aware of those) I don’t know what is.

Shanghai_Factor
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This is captain Shang with Joke Airlines. We’re currently flying at about 32,000 feet. If you’ll look out the window to your left, you’ll see Sticky.